why i shud be shipwrecked

i shud be shipwrecked cos i was a public scholl reject hated the place, i moved to the city where i work all the time and i am starting to put weight on so a island diet i hear is the new fad and also cos i look the bomb in a string bikini

Stupid Things i Have Done

Um think i better update this daily. WEll today i nearly burnt my kitchen down while making burgers (fresh tho so was prepration involved) burnt i forgot and set fire to the to the kitchen towel and other nearby flammable things. NB dont sotre oil near the stove.

Favourite movie(s)

Zatochi( never met a better kick ass blind samuri) Godfather, The Bodyguard, Goodfellas ( that is my favourite movie ever!!!!) Muppets in Space that is a classic along with the neverending story ( im still watching it LOL) all scoresse movies casino etc. man on fire (amazing) like jay and silent bob too ( they in chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strike bk)

Scared of

THE MOOMINS oh my god i still have nightmares who ever created that show is a sicko and needs to be locked up. Also scared of Rodents that why bought a bengal tiger cat .He'sl ike a mini leopard he's kick ass

Happiest when

Surfing and sitting in a barrel, im a real surfer and not weekend warriors from London they all PRETENDERS, I also like spending time on my own it gives me time to reflect and plan, other than that it is spending time with the crew and spreading sunshine/chaos to peoples lives lol depends how u look at it. Oh b4 i forget jumping off the pier at 3 in he morning naked after leaving the isobar. ALSO WHEN I PAY OF MY MORTGAGE. Ihave to much stress 4 a 19 yr old that is why i got to get away

hmm chuck norris facts

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

Hometown

St. Ives Cornwall but also now in Chiswick London

Occupation

Laid back surfer who has moved to london and got a shock

Relationship status

stone cold single ( i think i peaked to soon)

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