Favourite Animal and biscuit

penguins, I do like penguins who doesnt the animal is better then the biscuit although much harder to eat. Have you ever seen anything as funny as when a penguin falls over whilst walkin ha absolutly brilliant, not that i agree with harming penguins or any animal for that matter.

Favourite Colour

My favorite colour is BLACK, but aparently black isnt a colour its a shade :( . what a lot of crap its a colour and thats that. Oh yeah and these days if ya say ya favorite colour it means your an EMO or Goth and not that i am anti either but im just a south of London lad who likes Black cos it goes well clothin wise with anything and its sliming and people always say when new fasion colours come out oh its the new black, well the new black still aint as good as black is it.

Favourite sayings

right i better lear this up i refer to all females as birds, hunny, luv darlin and other non specific words i have a high respect for women but basically if i dont know you i dont learn your name quick enough so i have to use these words and its non sexies coz males who i dont know well enough to care what there name is i refer to a fella, geezer, lad oh and my most used word mate.

Scared of:

Not a lot, but i dont like spiders much, i dont see why they need to have 8 legs its just not right. sure 6 i could understand (4 for walking and 2 for waving to other insects) but there is no need for 8.

Happiest when

In the pub with the lads and 3 minutes into sex when i realise that i am satisfied but ive got at least an hours work ahead of me to make sure the bird im with is happy and satisfied too, coz lets face it unless youve came at kleast 3 times you normally arnt to pleased so what can i say i try to impress. I tell you 1 thing tho there was a time when i wasnt happy an its nothing to do with sex. Last year when i had a misses i when to an RAF show in Gt Yarmouth and there was an air display with loads of parachute people landing on a big star in the main arena where all the TV camera people were. So there i was watching the show bored shitless and suddenly i heard loads of people shouting watch out and as i looked up the parachute guy hit me square in the face on the way down, it would of been imbarrasing if it wernt for the fact that he knocked me out and i woke up in the back of an ambulance. The only good thing was that i got £50 compensation and my ticket refunded get in.

My worst habbit

RIGHT the worst thing about me is when i talk with the ladies i seem to come across as if i am chatting them up because as mention previously i use words like hun, hunny, luv, babe etc. and i must apologise if its your girlfriend i am chatting to but be asured i dont cheat and i dont go with birds who have guys coz thats not nice and i wasnt very happy when it happened to me.

Hometown

Hemel hempstead (place of dreams)

Occupation

FIREMAN & Got me own company/doorman/public hero

Relationship status

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