What I am brilliant at

procrastinating, i am in fact world-class at it, essays, dissertations, job applications - you name it i can procrastinate from it. see im doing it now, i could be listing things im great at, things like cooking and building shelters on deserted islands, things like that. but im not, im procrtastinating again. it really is a problem that i need to fix!illiant at cooking

What I'd like to change about myself

people always say my ears stick out, i got called dumbo and noddy as a kid, schoolchildren can be so cruel - look at my photos and see if you think the abuse was justified

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

is this like a sex question? im going to assume not and say that the naughtiest thing ive ever done is probably the repeated times i was stopped for drinking in public and being drunk in public while i was living in America for a year. American college campuses have better armed security guards than we have secret agents!

Scared of

snakes, i was swimming in a river in virginia once when one swam right past me, i got out the river pretty quickly after that. i also dont like being at home now that ive finished uni, ive lived in too many cool places to like coming back home, its the feeling of being in limbo and being too broke to change anything. not fun. i dont like hailstones because i have ears that stick out and it really hurts when they get hit by them.

Happiest when

pretty girls tell me they think im hot, its rare and when it happens they often have a couple of bottles of vodka inside them but it makes me happy! i also get happy walking in the rain but only the rain you get in summer though when its warm and you only need to be wearing shorts and a t-shirt. thats a happy place to be - warm rain and cool lightening storms, throw in a crate of beer, a load of friends and an umbrella and you've got paradise!

Favourite music, movies

i like all kinds of things - beatles, matchbox 20, incubus, oasis, the verve, the killers, you get the idea. Movies wise - loads and loads so ill give a brief few. American History X, Oceans Eleven, A Few Good Men, Anchorman, American Beauty, Back to the Future etc

Hometown

Hailsham

Occupation

retired student

Relationship status

single

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