Hello All the best in getting on shipwrecked.. I am going through all the Northampton peeps; cos i used 2 live there and it would be cool to see someone from Northampton go! x:-) and i have hardly ...
Hello All the best in getting on shipwrecked.. I am going through all the Northampton peeps; cos i used 2 live there and it would be cool to see someone from Northampton go! x:-) and i have hardly no fans.. Feel sorry for me and add me xx
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he lo...
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg." The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles. The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." The Scotsman smiled and said, "Ye can keep the damn egg!!"
got caught havin a three-some in a walk in wardrobe, by the girl's best friend(male),on valentines day!oh what a night!!Forever the gentleman really!
Favourite movie(s)
black hawk down/ layer cake/ point break/ shawshank redemption/ XXX(the film, not rated)wizard of Oz(just love toto)lol
Scared of
heights!! being 6ft.7in,its a problem!!!!!!! Dying of the indignity of not making it to the loo on time! Getting old(er) shrinking to a normal height!! Lonliness! Admitting my fears!
Happiest when
on my snowboard doing dropoffs,bein chased by an avalanche Ahhhhh, what a rush!! / horse riding / downhill mountain biking chilling with mates. Nice girl on my arm! Eating!
more about me!!
Ask me questions??? I tell no lies, my life's an open book baby, yeah!!!
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57 posts
Hey mr hows it goin? Na havent got it yet but i'm workin on it. I'm good really busy at the mo workin away and tryin to have a life to x
By stefla 6 months ago
57 posts
Hey mr hows it goin? Na havent got it yet but i'm workin on it. I'm good really busy at the mo workin away and tryin to have a life to x
By stefla 6 months ago
3 posts
sad only home from my hols.
By smthee42 6 months ago
3 posts
hey mann hows things?
By smthee42 7 months ago
why stretch?? xx
By mandy_moo 7 months ago
103 posts
not to bad thanks hows you? i aint been on in awhile, so what ya been up to then? xxxxxxxxxxxx
By faith_lou 7 months ago
Hello All the best in getting on shipwrecked.. I am going through all the Northampton peeps; cos i used 2 live there and it would be cool to see someone from Northampton go! x:-) and i have hardly ...
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By smiler595 8 months ago
Hey, great profile, you seem pretty cool xx
By Rosey 9 months ago
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he lo...
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By abby1234519 10 months ago
103 posts
stretchhhhhh xxxx
By faith_lou 10 months ago
good luck :) x
By kizzy18 10 months ago
24 posts
Hey hun! I'm back! Sorry haven't been online for ages. Hows things with you? xx
By Sarah_283 10 months ago