If i was a dog for a day i'd...

pee on someones leg. Find the kid who played 'woof' and scare him a bit. chase a stick, and when im bored of that chase another stick. eat kibble. Run away from a butchers with a string of sausages! Find that walls sausages dog, do im one, and steal his job. Wow thats a busy day.. maybe ill stay as a human

How ,my life would change by being called colin...

1. people would call me colin 2. id have to change all my paperwork 3. my name tag would be invalid 4. people called colin would be annoyed at the shame i bring to the name colin 5. People could call me col for short 6. id probably change my name from colin to john or to collins john!

Things what I like..

Drinking with my friends. the music of billy ocean Sitting at work with my shoes off Talking Watching movies Writing stuff violent video games Hugs

Scared of / hate

Murderers, and ninjas. Jugglers, circus skills, pointless talent, unless they are really funny, like this bloke who could flick mints with his tongue. Now he should be president. Fact! I hate short hand text... wht r u up 2, n e 1 frm brmth...fucking clown shoes. I also hate the concept of these shows! "im mad and my friends call me mental...I love being crazy and weird etc etc" people like that should go have a light ale!

Happiest when

swimming, making poopy, having sexual intercourse, partying, on holidays or generally being a god damn sexual tyranasaurus, visiting happy land! smoking crack with my hommies and my best ice pipe, jumping, yelling, doing a wicked good practical joke!

My Hero(s)

Batman, Spiderman, any one in a cape, mitch from baywatch, who doesnt wear a cape, but he should cos that would be sweet. Plus he drives a big yellow truck and as he jumped out to save someone he could flap his cape. cool. and Barry from eastenders.

Hometown

Basingstoke

Occupation

DTP and part time pimp

Relationship status

Marooned

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