What I am brilliant at

Darts and knacking people who disrespect me, my family, my darts or my rockery!!

What I'd like to change about myself

I'd like to be better at darts!! I'm gonna be the best in the world one day and theres nothing any bastards gonna do about it!! Not even that cunt Martin Addams!! Was he shitting himself or what!! Oh yeah, i could do with a bit of Just for Men too!

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

I'm not quite sure i'd call it naught, more harsh but fair!! I once threw a dart at someones head cos he spilled my pint then called our lass a bitch!! I couldn't be having that!!

Scared of

Are you fucking joking!! If ya wanna go being scared of stuff move down south!!

Happiest when

Working on my rock beds and window boxes (have you noticed how much nicer the daffodils are this year) and when I'm down the Eden Arms with my darts in one hand and as pint in one hand!! How could a man be happier!!

Favourite music, movie, magazine

Music: What can i say, ya can't beat a bit of Classic Rock!! A bit of WE will Rock You as I walk up to the Oche!! Maybe a bit of Stones, Whitesnake!! oving the Killers at the moment!! Films: What can i say. Faves gotta be Raging Bull!! I love the odd classic British film. Kes, Saturday night, Sunday Morning! You cannot fooking beat them I tell thee!! Magazines: Hmm, i don't really read magazines but i do knick our lasses every so often, just for the puzzles!! Keep my brain working!!

Hometown

Ferryhill

Occupation

Darts player and all round hard bastard!!

Relationship status

Married with 8 kids!! FERTILE AS FOOK!!

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