Likes:

I like rock music, I like tequila, I like those things that you drop in the bath and they fizz........ I like stocking with seams up the back and girls with long legs that wear them. I like calling people dude and using the word 'scenario' almost every time I speak....... I have a crush on David Bowie in Labyrinth. I like banana flavoured stuff but not actual bananas. I like all things burlesque - I want to be Dita Von Teese when I grow up. Or Jessica Rabbit. And I love bleach blonde hair with trashy black roots.

Dislikes:

I don't like bananas. (see 'likes') I don't like heights that much. I don't like lying, even though I do it all the time...... I don't like the way my hair looks in the morning. I really don't like marmite, or the gherkins that come in mcdonalds burgers. Actually, I probably don't like any gherkins.

Scared of:

Heights (see 'dislikes') Spiders. Moths, bats and generally ugly things that fly. Down escalators..... The 'Up' ones are ok though. Tripping and falling into a combine harvester.

Favourite music/movie/book:

My favourite music is rock/metal. I'd list the bands but I don't think anyone cares that much....! My favourite movie(s) - Probably the Die Hard quadrilogy. (is that the word?) Yippee ki-ay muthafuckas. My favourite book, probably the Hannibal series.

Favourite Quote:

If it's wet, drink it

So.....

Hope you all feel like you know me a little better...

Hometown

Bournemouth

Occupation

Dirty layabout.........

Relationship status

close