James Loathe’s

Sitting on the fence about shit idling away the time – always stand alone, get on with it and stick to your guns. Not a big fan of time wasters and queueing - so how I was born into my British family is beyond me! Sceptical of many situations yet always keen to get involved and get my hands dirty. Try hard wanabess never cease to amaze me how desperate they are to be accepted. The only people that really know me have been around for sometime. Although I still throw them a loop every once in a while just to make sure they stay awake. If you want to hang with me then leave the drama by the front door.

James is Most Comfortable When

Jimbo is happy the day he doesn't see a big OD sign next to his bank balance (although he has come to the realisation that this will most probably be never): When making a 2 hour home video driving clockwise around the M25 and flogging it on Ebay: When he is being a dick hiding behind his sunnies ignoring all serious conversations: Had a few bevy’s after work in preparation for the armpit – face setting on the tube ride home: In the face down position on a Sunday morning reminiscing failure of the night before: Seeing the birthmark of blisters appear after a solid stint on the beach due to lack of cream and sleep deprivation: Putting sarcastic twats back in their place…

James is Sacred of ...

Waking up the morning after not knowing the name of the person next to you: Scared of staying in one place too long: Fear, rejection and the thought of being old in bed with no friends, no memory and a bed-pan is a real turn off. Sacred of simply looking back and saying what if.. ??

His Worst Asset

My imaginary friend

His Biggest Regret

The day he had to move back home !!

James' Hero(s)

Clearly not the PM. Mighty Mouse would always be there to save the day but then again my old dear does it for me every time. So many good qaulities about that one. Alot to live up to! I sound so corny. You either love or hate the vibe ..

Hometown

World's Best Beaches PO Box 666 (has a nice ring to it doesn't it) Sadly London is the current address

Occupation

A man of all trades

Relationship status

Single and unhappy

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