not being nasy m8 but please shut the fuck yea not peoples falt ur fat is it its urs its prob nt even u anyway m8 n y tell people what ur shit cums out ur arse its fucking grose n u think u got a chan...
not being nasy m8 but please shut the fuck yea not peoples falt ur fat is it its urs its prob nt even u anyway m8 n y tell people what ur shit cums out ur arse its fucking grose n u think u got a change wiv me girl jame j lol u got another thing cuming m8 k grow up m8 n get a life
You must be very hungry then cos I am breakfast, lunch and tea! I might even be a few leftovers to be heated in the microwave the next day. Which part of people do you particularly like to eat?
A little bit about me: I am a rather rotund 30 something who likes his grub and has never held a girls hand. Can anyone tell me what it's like to do it with a bird?
If this drought carries on I'm considering batting for the other side.
Eating, surfing the net for p0rn, blocking out the sun and the u-bend in trap 3 when I was at work.
Not giving a courtesy flush when in mid clearout!!
What I'd like to change about myself
I'm painfully thin and would like to bulk out a bit. The fifty stone mark is calling me. Do you know how many benefits you get when classed as morbidly obese?
Naughtiest thing I've ever done
I once ate a salad, never again, I was disgusted with myself.
Once had a major pebble dashing incident in a pub toilet and didn't clear up the mess after!!
Scared of
Vegetables, gym instructors, weight watchers and the low fat section in Tescos.
Celery terrifies me, a food that takes more calories to eat than you get from it? That's just wrong.
Happiest when
Having a good clearout before another gut busting lunch.
surfing the net for porn with tissue and swarfiga to hand!!
Favourite music, movie, magazine
Justin Trousersnake, Loving it, reminds me of my favourite restaurant.
Favourite movie anything from the top shelf and Supersize me.
Hometown
Baz Vegas
Occupation
Retired to concentrate on my weight
Relationship status
Available for hot loving 24-7, ps must be able to cook and work around my love handles.
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2 posts
nar then big lar r ye guin am off to wembley sundi to stick it up the cardiff bring it on barnsley 5 o
By machine about 1 month ago
u give me jokes big man
By lorenzo2007 2 months ago
2 posts
na i dont think so
By xxxweesamxxx 3 months ago
rock on dude!!!
By captain_V_tank 3 months ago
ELAX??
By ncarlsen 5 months ago
thanxs but no thanxs good luck with tha show
By spongebob1 5 months ago
2 posts
n go and find a bird man if thats what reali want yea there is sum 1 out there 4 every 1 even u
By giggs00 5 months ago
2 posts
not being nasy m8 but please shut the fuck yea not peoples falt ur fat is it its urs its prob nt even u anyway m8 n y tell people what ur shit cums out ur arse its fucking grose n u think u got a chan...
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By giggs00 5 months ago
10 posts
i like a bit of sirloin steak, or fillet, i'll give the scraps to my cat, i'm sure he'll find some stringy bit to chew on
By Peanuts 5 months ago
5 posts
You must be very hungry then cos I am breakfast, lunch and tea! I might even be a few leftovers to be heated in the microwave the next day. Which part of people do you particularly like to eat?
By The_Large_Man 5 months ago
10 posts
i just eat ppl on Islandoo, so watch out cos i'll eat u and spit out the bones
By Peanuts 5 months ago
4 posts
haha hey gorgeous....lol its not my room! mines pink,,,im stayin at my sisters lol...aww im sure ud b great in bed hehe x
By Jaime_M 5 months ago