here's the bit that gets me on shipwrecked!!?

I'm a wacky zany crazy guy who when not on here likes stroking cute (endangered!) animals, helping old women and making sweet passionate love to many very sexy partners!? i don't really think for myself TOO much so can be easily molded for the show!? a choice between world peace and going on shipwrecked, hmmm toughie but its gotta be world peace cause im just crazy like that!!? xLOLx sorry one of my many friends just told me a VERY funny joke!! %) xx

Favourite muzak

Lets keep it old skoool (GOOD old skool dance thou, only so much "u sure do" i can take) people i wanna see them glowsticks in the air! mainly dance (esp the prodigy)+ hippity hop/reggae + dnb, also abit of ska, punk (rancid and transplants or tramps pants as we managed to convince a mate!) + rawk saw hundred reasons at ozzfest so got soft spot for them! i like abit of indie, but not when im goin out you hear me corporation sheffield?? ruin a perfectly good hip-hop/dnb night with yet another "had a boyfriend looks like a girlfriend" ooh im so confused arty+whacky indie night! whats point in goin out + listenin to music you cant dance to? "like nobody dont dance no more enjoy yourself and start no war!" kano im tryin to write here!!? but well said couldn't of put it better myself! Tunes rocking my world (+ neighbours world, thin walls you see!?) at the mo 1.shy fx "everyday" 2.mauro picotto "lizard" 3.bizzare inc "playing with knives" 4.pendulum "tarantula" 5.dizzee rascal "stand up tall" 6.ratpack "looking out my window" 7. a guy called gerald "voodoo ray" 8.double 99 "rip groove" 9.tiesto "adagio for strings" 10.busta rhymes "break ya neck"!...i also save a special place for any song sung on sheff utds shoreham end "NOOO PIG FANS IN TOWN....."....ya dig!?

Favourite radio/teevee/movee's

Radio: well mark n lards biggest show was a classic! BIGGIDY BIGGIDY BONG to you all, is it worf owt? im still outkasting the beyonce mule down the old cypress hill! Tim Shaw phone in back in the day on hallam fm that was mad essential listening, he covered all the big topics beastiality + eating dogs, never heard him again after that one!? tv:garth marenghi's darkplace, time trumpet, spongebob, family guy and neighbours (even got a spiggin awesome go-go boys vest printed!!)speakin of printed tees also proud of my "too busy to wnak" one, i mean im just THAT busy! peep show, father ted, monkeydust and spaced, im goin for the tim from spaced look, bleached hair + goatee and i take afew raving tips off tyres (dont leave a kettle on near me)! borat!! yagshemesh i have a big like of him! oh yeh big train and brasseye (televisual genius!!)! Films gotta be t'old green mile...very emotional! i like lock to the stock, and im partial to the odd comedy inc team america, anything with will ferrell in it(!) anchorman, old school, airplane and its nearly the season for elf to be left on a constant loop!! ho ho ho mo fo, phew essay over and breathe!!

"IF I COULD TURN, TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME!?"

Well i wish my parents had got it on about 15 years earlier! i would of loved to of grown up around the time rave music was really kicking off " oh i wish i was a rave dancer with glowsticks in my hair, in 88 to 92 the sound of bassline was in the air, but i was born too late to a world with indie hair!"........im a song writer and i dont know it! ;)

Favourite colour

Okay Tim, this is for the win, say 'green'..................................................................Oh Jeez, I guess this really seperates the men from the boys. Hmmm..................................................................Oh Tim just say green!................................................................... Calm down, this isn't a race. Okay, I want to say 'blue'. Hmm, Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four, Steak, a small amount of peas....is it 'green'?

Hate it or love it.......

HATE= 1.people taking an odd number of weetabix! they were put in even packs for a reason people!! 2. people who call dance fans ignorant chavs, hmmm that sounds like an ignorant opinion to me! but how would i know im a chavvy dance fan!? 3.people who tap their fingers on the till whilst waitin in a queue to be served! "look if i could make this credit card go through quicker....i probably wouldn't cause your a TWAT!!" LOVES= 1.smell of fresh petrol, matches and fresh cut grass not all together mind! 2. overiding "spar live" radio with my minidisc player, i do a quality set of old/nu skool dance, hip hop + reggae in my humble opinion better music than most bars!!! 3. arranging munchie chocolate packets to make sentances at work!! anyone who works at a supermarket and hasnt done that....speechless!? finally heres my joke/saying for the day (or until i can be arsed to change it!) how does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?......with jam inside!!? hahahahaha....just me? and saying, i don't need alcohol to have a good time i need it to have a better time!!

Hometown

Steel city!

Occupation

supermarche worker

Relationship status

TAKE MY HAND TAKE MY WHOLE LIFE TOO, FOR I CANT HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU...UNITED UNITED UNITED basically sheff u until something sexier and more female comes along

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