Why you should visit Ireland:

Every year the average tourist looks for SUN, SEA and SANGRIA. But you don’t want any of that. You need a holiday that offers you weather fit only for Satan himself. You need IRELAND. Ireland is a soggy green rock stuck far out into the Atlantic swells and offers you the summer holiday of a lifetime. The country boasts over 380 different types of rain, including our famous sideways skin burning model. The visiting party is guaranteed hurricanes, floods and thunder and lightning storms, no matter what time of the year. And your holiday is sure to be spontaneous because you'll never be able to plan anything, other than dashing indoors to the pub and getting wrecked. Be one with the luscious countryside as authentic parts of Irish hillside wash in through the front door of your apartment. Why not choose an activity break and dodge sheets of corrugated metal roofing as it skips and flips down quaint flooded village streets. You can als visit one of our many, world famous, carnivals where you can ride a one-legged donkey with no face. For great May deals, where constant downpours are guaranteed, check out our website at www.hellonearth.com.

What I'd like to change about myself

My 'brilliant syndrome' (B.S.) as its known medically. Ha only messing. I suppose i'd like to be able to study that bit...actually maybe alot better. That wouldnt be such a bad thing to change.

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

I used to be a thief! 5 finger discount as they say from the age of about 10-15. But only sweets from the local shop. On a wednesday id have art class and have an art bag and on my way to skool id pop into supervalu and throw a mars bar, skittles and jelly tots into my bag. One day this woman followed me round the shop cause i looked suspicious....well i didnt, my friends did and they werent stealin anything....but i still managed to get my lunch ha. i shouldve been in oceans 11...but then it wouldve been called oceans 12 and i wouldnt have been in the 2nd 1 so they couldnt call it oceans 13 but they also couldnt call it oceans 12 cause that wouldve been the name of the first film. So in hindsight it was better i didnt star in the movie cause it wouldve wrecked the trilogy....Did any of that make sense?:)

Scared of

Nothin'

Happiest when

Hanging out with my friends having the craic. Playing football, poker, going for a few scoops. And playing GTA with my friend. We dont actually play the game properly just run around the city shootin ppl and jumpin off buildings and the likes.

Favourite music, movie, magazine

SO MANY MOVIES: Shawshank Redemption, Transformers, Matrixes (Or would you say Matrices-plural.) Die hards, Lethal Weapons, 300, Dumb and Dumber, Rush hour, The dark Knight, Saving Private Ryan, The Kingdom, The Rock, Most action, adventure and comedies really. MUSIC: Well you can't beat 70' and 80's rock now can you? AC/DC, Guns N Roses, Bon Jovi, Bryan Adams, Dire Straits, Journey, CCR, ELO, Aerosmith, Fine Young Cannibals, Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers etc. Though anything with a good beat is fine with me. Timbaland, Eminem, DJ Tiesto etc. FAVE TV SHOWS: Prison Break, Scrubs, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park and stuff. Apréz Match after football matches. Only the irish would know bout that! MAGZ: Ah the usual. Playboy,zoo and other such porno magz with the ladies and the nudity...Ha yeah right.I don't read!

Hometown

Ireland...Its a big town!

Occupation

Student...still!

Relationship status

Single

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