Randoms good, like a pig talking to a pineapple about building a temple on a raft made with jelly. Its all good with a lovely bunch of coconuts and a bottle of rum me heartees, You knowitz!!!
Obviously everyone wants to be shipwrecked to have a great experience but if I was I would make it a great experience not just for me but for everyone else probably talking absolute bollocks all day about squirrell farming and.how to build a hut using acorns and sap.I would love to just get away from the rat race and go back to basics whilst making friends and having as much fun a posiible on the way. The sun sea, no worries and fine phillies have absolutley nothing to do with it whatsoever, honest!!!
What animal would I be
I would definitely be a monkey the cheeky little blighters , not a chimp though they're dirty gets, you wouldn't find me picking my ring piece and licking my fingers.. I would also get myself a monkey agent and do some tv possibly to gain the respect of fellow monkeys in the jungle by showering them with bananas I've earned, ha
What I'd like to change about myself
I would give myself super powers for the good of mankind but I wouldn't wear a spandex suit and red briefs, unless I had a huge sock to stuff down them, then I suppose it would be acceptable
Im afraid of
Dying, it can't be good, especially if its possible to get reincarnated as a slug, I wouldn't want to get a-salted , see how I did that a-salted, genius, ok it was poor. Getting a hairy back aswell, I mean who wants a man with a hairy back I don't know anyone and if I did I think I would disown them as a friend, enough said!
Im happy when
Im relaxing somewhere hot with the sea nearby, a beer in my hand with a fine filly who is maybe a little bit sexually frustrated, ha, any offers welcome ;)
My favourite films
American Beauty, that speech from Spacey to his boss pure gold I mean we would all like to tell our bosses to stick they're jobs up the poop shoot and blackmail a few grand out of em. Also I love goodfellas, what a film Joe Pesci is hilarious if a little phyciotic but you gotta love him
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8 posts
hey hows it going? xx
By alex_gee 3 months ago
free time one ones palms me thinks, so i ask, what shape are you trying to create with that billowy duvet..?? x
By dansybrunton 8 months ago
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By fitbird 11 months ago
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sexy x good luck x
By Bustynblondeuk 11 months ago
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thats ok chick, any time :o)
By Charliexx about 1 year ago
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chamone! a check check chaknoneyyyyyy! chamoneyyyyyyy! Show me the moneyyyy! Aowwwwwwww!
By Levz about 1 year ago
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pout it baby work it lol...
By Levz about 1 year ago
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i was thinking of maybe moving away from fruit an baking a cake helmut instead wot do u think?
By Chris_C about 1 year ago
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morning
By ladyk about 1 year ago
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i was a bit lazy with it to be honest bud! might have to rethink after reading yours!
By chad22_816 about 1 year ago
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good profile lad
By chad22_816 about 1 year ago
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ooh best of luck with it! x
By Ithaca about 1 year ago