I prefer

kissing to Sex (yep really, and I've got my reasons!). healthy food to junk food. soy to meat. summer to autumn. buses to trains. cats to dogs. apples to bananas. piercings on men but tattoos on women. London to my home. raw food to cooked.

I dislike

winter. October. people chewing with their mouths open. green apples (what's the point of a fruit if it's not sweet?). people who ask for your number and never call. rudeness.

Nothing makes me laugh like

Calvin and Hobbes. Nope, NOTHING. Bill Watterson is a comic genius. Although, I laugh a lot about myself too...

I'm scared of

Locusts (I was once persecuted by a locust, I swear. Since then, I don't exactly trust them anymore and try to avoid any encounters), deep sea and deep sea creatures (those weirdos with saberteeth and antennas...they really freak me out)

I always

regret what I do and what I don't do. come across wounded animals which I try to nurse back to health but they always die (WHY- WHY???). trust people too much and get hurt and disappointed. ruin jokes by laughing too much while I tell them.

My Hero(s)

Harry Potter. Really.

Hometown

London

Occupation

I do lots of crappy temporary jobs, but am really a musician at heart.

Relationship status

forever single

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