About Me

My name is Vikki Jane im 23 from Norwich, originally a Leeds lass, so Ayup to all you northern Monkeeeees haha! Im an Events Manager based in London, i host/organise some of the best celeb crammed parties at the best London Clubs. Im also NOW a qualified Make Up artist and currently seperating my time doing Modelling/Tv/Make Up/Events Job, Ive been issued in Maxim, Nuts, Zoo, FHM, News of the World (calendar Miss August), The Sun and in talks with Front and Ice Magazine for future features. Ive worked along side some of the best models in the industry which is brilliant for help and advice if you ever need it. Done music videos for MTV and other stuff so im doing really well its been a dream of mine for a long time and fingers crossed for Page 3 too hehe. Im a crazy bint on my nights out with my girls, if im still standing i aint drank enough IN MY OPINION! I shop till i drop, im a very generous sweet girl, ill do anything for anyone if they need me. Im not a keen believer on failure i never quit whilst im ahead, if theres something i want i work my little ass off till i get it. Some people say im a daddys girl which is true haha, my pete waterman lookalike daddy is my world and if it wasnt for him i wouldnt have what i have today, there for me when i need him, the only male ill ever trust. If any girlies need any advice or want modelling jobs gis a shout as i sometimes scout for both male and females for music videos and dance videos, its nice to give people a chance to shine its such an amazing feeling when they see how much they achieved. Babble Babble n all that shizzle haha, Take Care, Stay Sexy xxx

My Fears

SPIDERS - i hate the fookin horrible things, how exactly can u trust anything that has more than 2 legs is beyond me, roam your house like they own the place n think its funny to climb down you and shizzle haha, well my size 4 boot has great pleasure in squishing the little bastids haha! FAILURE - It scares me, i hate to think ive failed in something i love doing, its a part of life but its not in my dictionary,the fear of failure keeps me on my toes to make sure i dont ever get to the point where im gonna sink.

My Pet Hate

GANGSTER BITCHES - who the fuck invented these retards? ''buff ting bling, propaaaaa, ya feel me, yeah man, safe, init, wagwarnin'' piss off with that bullshit it annoys me. The oxford dictionary was invented for a reason try fookin using it ARGHH hahahaha! CHAVS - Dont get me started. Whats with the socks over the trackies and rockport boots? shaven eyebrows, tatoo's of all your kids, and dole cheques? Another who have problems in speaking fluent English, waiting ootside the happy shopper waiting for some MUG to buy u some ciggies and cider haha, no wonder the price of stella went up 50p, its to stop yall from drinking in the decent pubs haha! Twocking cars without a licence haha its easy buy a Bus Pass :) DONT you just hate it when people use fake tan and forget to scrub there hands!!?? It annoys the shit out of me and even worse i see it more on MEN than i do women. London s the capital of fake tan so i see it every week LOL sort it out. St tropez do the best tan remover - £12.99 from Boots :) x

What Makes Me Sad

Fear or losing any part of my family, esp my dad, ide be a lost soul without him - People who treat OAP's disrespectfully, sort it out its not on - Girls who go out to find a footballer for a boyfriend LMAO try getting a job and earning your own money - Guys who talk about the ex more than there currently girlf, get over it ITS OVER!

Fave Films

Arghhhh im open minded with films i enjoy anything from Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile to Chick flicks like Mean Girls and Clueless. Love Goonies, How High, LOTR's, Drop dead fred, Weird Science haha remember the BRAT PACK haha classic old skool films. All time fave has to be Top Gun, its all about Icemans smile and Goose and Mavericks Shades, oh yes!!!! *orgasms* woohoo haha!

My Hero's

My dad, Den Firth happens to be the greatest man in my life, so understanding and open, never lies to me and helps me more than u can ever imagine, look up to him and have the upmost respect for him. Means the world to me xxxxx My Mum - more like a sister than a mother i can talk about anything to her and she'd be understanding, whether its about sex, men or my mates explainin to her how crap there sex lives are haha she just laughs and is wicked with advice, aswell as amazingly gorgeous too. Body to die for, worra cow!!! i hope i have her figure when im 44 lmao!

Hometown

Norwich (Leeds Lass)

Occupation

Events Manager/ Model/Make Up Artist

Relationship status

*Drum Roll* ta daaaaaaaaaaa SINGLE :(

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