Yeeeeee haaaaaw, whats going on here then? did i slip on my own banana? maybe thats why i love mule's. The weather finally brightened up slightly today, it's made me feel all nice and bubbly, bubbles...
Yeeeeee haaaaaw, whats going on here then? did i slip on my own banana? maybe thats why i love mule's. The weather finally brightened up slightly today, it's made me feel all nice and bubbly, bubbles. stu Xx
Hello everyone... My name is Martha, I'm from Guildford. And I'm a lady. I have been working on my look for a number of years now, let me know what you think! xxx
Now that is a silly question isn't it?! Looking good, and making eyes at boys... i get so many looks it's hard to stay modest.
What I'd like to change about myself
Well i have to wear my coat alot to hide my figure, without the coat obviously guys can see alot and i think it's important, even in this day and age to make a young man work for it.
Naughtiest thing I've ever done
Ask me that when you have got me drunk!
Scared of
Losing it.
Happiest when
Out in Town.
Favourite music, movie, magazine
I am not really interested in music, i am too busy for things like that. I do like it when i hear some Lionel Richie or Marvin Gaye, that really gets me in the mood.
Hometown
Guildford
Occupation
Being the Guildford Bearded Lady
Relationship status
How can i be in a relationship when there are so many opportunities?
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rock on you beauty! x
By captain_V_tank 2 months ago
11 posts
martha wanna go shopping with old gregg for a new tu tu ?????? x
By OLD_GREGG 9 months ago
11 posts
hello how r u? Please check out my video and let me know if u like? xx
By OLD_GREGG 9 months ago
11 posts
hey hun hows martha old gregg says hello x
By OLD_GREGG 10 months ago
2 posts
as many as you got lady!
By KatieKate 10 months ago
4 posts
not at all... one has to recognise good skills when one comes across them... x
By Cornball 10 months ago
4 posts
you absolute legend!!!!!! have a penny my love!!!xx
By Cornball 10 months ago
Bearded lady!! whooooo hoooo! How are you doing?xxx
By booberoomi 10 months ago
Yeeeeee haaaaaw, whats going on here then? did i slip on my own banana? maybe thats why i love mule's. The weather finally brightened up slightly today, it's made me feel all nice and bubbly, bubbles...
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By MrKipling 10 months ago
wow the bearded lady of guildford legend, i used 2 always c u in guildford. x
By meelz 11 months ago
wish i could grow a beard like that!!!
By big_billy 12 months ago
9 posts
fanned ya, do i get anything in return?? xx
By alex_gee about 1 year ago