All the best in getting on shipwrecked.. I am going through all the Northampton peeps; cos i used 2 live there and it would be cool to see someone from Northampton go! x:-) and i have hardly no fans.. Feel sorry for me and add me xx
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.
The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.
The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles.
The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Scotsman smiled and said, "Ye can keep the damn egg!!"
yeah it was really good i wana do all again he,he, im not going brighton now coz iv got a stand by on sat and money is abit short at mo so i need to save for other rainy days or should i say mega sunny ones lol. xxxxxx
iv been workin and went to see manick street preechers last week was ace and got drunk on the beach that was lush ummm not alot eles really lol, Happy Birthday for last week hope it was fun :) xxxx
lol yeah it was a wind up at first see thiats what happens when ya not working ya just get silly on line lol, well if ya can come would be cool you would meet loads a mad ppl he,he and it would be nice to say hi to ya in the flesh lol. xxxx
hiya babes brighton is is on for the 14th and the 15th, im going for the 14th early to be there in the day then party at night then go home late saterday. xxxx
good question lol man i am terrible for scheduals i lieave everything till last min lol, um well i think you have an invite all ready to it but il look into it more to moz if i dont get called out for a flyt and il let you know, i need to check to see if im working or not, im good thanks babes hopes ya good to? xxxxxxxxxxxx
you should be on an all dayer mr as its bank hol woo woo!! im just at my mates house, i need new feet tho lol, i went out for my mates sis hen night was an awesome night!! x
lol tru tru, il be back to work on thurs yikes its my first operational all ready had my first fyt where i shadow some one but thos things go by so fast your like hu what lol. xxxx
lol no not the slightest. All they know is that people get hurt but there is alot more to it than just that. Nah im out here still...I wish but no unfortunately
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Hey mr hows it goin? Na havent got it yet but i'm workin on it. I'm good really busy at the mo workin away and tryin to have a life to x
Posted by stefla 10 months ago
Hey mr hows it goin? Na havent got it yet but i'm workin on it. I'm good really busy at the mo workin away and tryin to have a life to x
Posted by stefla 10 months ago
sad only home from my hols.
Posted by smthee42 11 months ago
hey mann hows things?
Posted by smthee42 11 months ago
why stretch?? xx
Posted by mandy_moo 12 months ago
not to bad thanks hows you? i aint been on in awhile, so what ya been up to then? xxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted by faith_lou about 1 year ago
Hello
All the best in getting on shipwrecked.. I am going through all the Northampton peeps; cos i used 2 live there and it would be cool to see someone from Northampton go! x:-) and i have hardly no fans.. Feel sorry for me and add me xx
Posted by smiler595 about 1 year ago
Hey, great profile, you seem pretty cool xx
Posted by Rosey about 1 year ago
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.
The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.
The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles.
The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Scotsman smiled and said, "Ye can keep the damn egg!!"
Posted by abby1234519 about 1 year ago
stretchhhhhh xxxx
Posted by faith_lou about 1 year ago
good luck :) x
Posted by kizzy18 about 1 year ago
Hey hun! I'm back! Sorry haven't been online for ages. Hows things with you? xx
Posted by Sarah_283 about 1 year ago
aww just read your about me bit i think we should have a danger party hahaha
Posted by viccpo about 1 year ago
aww just read your about me bit i think we should have a danger party hahaha
Posted by viccpo about 1 year ago
ello ello, hows stretch this evening?
Posted by Taraestartit about 1 year ago
send it b4 ya go coz im bord and need something to do lol, cool well was great to say hi again take care babes, speak soon. xxxxxx
Posted by faith_lou about 1 year ago
yeah it was really good i wana do all again he,he, im not going brighton now coz iv got a stand by on sat and money is abit short at mo so i need to save for other rainy days or should i say mega sunny ones lol. xxxxxx
Posted by faith_lou about 1 year ago
iv been workin and went to see manick street preechers last week was ace and got drunk on the beach that was lush ummm not alot eles really lol, Happy Birthday for last week hope it was fun :) xxxx
Posted by faith_lou about 1 year ago
hiya sweety im cool thanks, yeah it has been awile aint lol, so what ya been up to? and how are ya? xxxxxxxx
Posted by faith_lou about 1 year ago
Yeah thats what I cant wait for, plus the fact I will be pissed out of my face on my first night out
Posted by mike5425 about 1 year ago
not alot really just working just been shopping in mk today u? xx
Posted by robynaok about 1 year ago
Good good, matter of days now mate. Home for 2 weeks then stuck out here till November
Posted by mike5425 about 1 year ago
yeah good ta u ok? xxx
Posted by robynaok about 1 year ago
Hi fella, yeah good for once. How about yourself?
Posted by mike5425 about 1 year ago
Hey mr i'm good thanks how you doin ? xx
Posted by stefla about 1 year ago
hehe not alot just working i ite be out in northampton 2moro if ur about xx
Posted by robynaok about 1 year ago
lol yeah it was a wind up at first see thiats what happens when ya not working ya just get silly on line lol, well if ya can come would be cool you would meet loads a mad ppl he,he and it would be nice to say hi to ya in the flesh lol. xxxx
Posted by faith_lou about 1 year ago
hiya babes brighton is is on for the 14th and the 15th, im going for the 14th early to be there in the day then party at night then go home late saterday. xxxx
Posted by faith_lou about 1 year ago
good question lol man i am terrible for scheduals i lieave everything till last min lol, um well i think you have an invite all ready to it but il look into it more to moz if i dont get called out for a flyt and il let you know, i need to check to see if im working or not, im good thanks babes hopes ya good to? xxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted by faith_lou about 1 year ago
hey hun u seem wicked so fanned and tagged ya xx
Posted by abilou99 about 1 year ago
Hello stranger u been gone a week :( Iv not been upto much really just working hun!! how bouts u? xxx
Posted by robynaok about 1 year ago
hey babe, long time no speak, hows you? x
Posted by sianybaby about 1 year ago
hey babe hows you? are you going to brighton in june? i get my rosta soon so i can see if i can go. xxxxxxxxxx
Posted by faith_lou about 1 year ago
lol yeah, not good went u get taken off for couple of mins tho. Gets boring in that box
Posted by mike5425 about 1 year ago
brackley is tiny babe u eva been here? ooooooooooh so ur only up the road from me then xx
Posted by robynaok about 1 year ago
Hi dude, yeah ok thanks. Came out of the hospital 2 days ago with slight injuries but other than that ok. What about u?
Posted by mike5425 about 1 year ago
oh Lou yeh iv met her thats who i spend most my time with at the partys as well as karl hence him on all my pics nearly lol!! so where u from? xx
Posted by robynaok about 1 year ago
yeh the partys are fab i went to the birmingham one 2!! have u not been to any then? xx
Posted by robynaok about 1 year ago
fine thanks u? xx
Posted by robynaok about 1 year ago
Hey i am your new fan! here is some fairy dust ************* think happy thoughts! xx
Posted by Tinks about 1 year ago
you should be on an all dayer mr as its bank hol woo woo!! im just at my mates house, i need new feet tho lol, i went out for my mates sis hen night was an awesome night!! x
Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago
yey im happy now haha!! how are u then darl? x
Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago
plz teach me how to snowboard lol!x
Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago
lol tru tru, il be back to work on thurs yikes its my first operational all ready had my first fyt where i shadow some one but thos things go by so fast your like hu what lol. xxxx
Posted by faith_lou about 1 year ago
yeh wtf is that??? i cnt work it out!! hahaha.x
Posted by smunson123 about 1 year ago
I have a day off, so being lazy today. lol
Posted by Tess124 about 1 year ago
greatly appreciated stretch :-) how r u today?
Posted by Tess124 about 1 year ago
hehe im gd babes n hows u? long time no chat.x
Posted by smunson123 about 1 year ago
lol no not the slightest. All they know is that people get hurt but there is alot more to it than just that. Nah im out here still...I wish but no unfortunately
Posted by mike5425 about 1 year ago
Well that means alot, wish everyone thought like u. Im in Royal Anglian Reg. 1st Battalion
Posted by mike5425 about 1 year ago
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