mmm not bad but.... A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender said, " I was talking to the pig"
a couple decide to tighten there belts, so she says 'your spending £16 a week on 24 cans a week, that has to stop! a week later he says 'hang on your spending £28 a week on make up! she says yes that's to make me look loverly and butiful!, man say what the fuck do you think the baer was for!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hiya darling gd luk xxxxx
Posted by Kelly1187 12 months ago
yea kl thanx u xx
Posted by lilkk about 1 year ago
hi am gd how r u? thanks for the fannage xx
Posted by lauralusicious about 1 year ago
hiya hope ur k and doing well....
wishing u luck xXx
Posted by 2sassy about 1 year ago
well once you've spent a couple of summers in weston-super-mare, it is a very real danger!
Posted by wescunry about 1 year ago
hey there
good luck with trying to get onto shipwrecked
what u up to tonite
love smthee42
Posted by smthee42 about 1 year ago
XxxxxX
Posted by missy_d about 1 year ago
hahaha r8d u .. v.funni
xx
Posted by twilite about 1 year ago
rated you back hunny xx
Posted by manda86 about 1 year ago
hey how u doing my crazy kool chick?!
Posted by Rachelceney about 1 year ago
Haha, very good. I like that one!
Posted by bluewater about 1 year ago
nice stomach ;0)
Posted by KissMy___ about 1 year ago
iv hurd that before but it still made me laugh lolxx
Posted by robynaok about 1 year ago
sos sassy cant make it i got work n shit cant believe im gonna miss out tho!fanned ya and rated ya joke n photo answer 10 out of 10!
Posted by Hooligan_187 about 1 year ago
good 1! thanx 4 the invite but cant make it! syndicate is a quality club xx
Posted by Smoothy about 1 year ago
good idea! any perferences? :D x
Posted by CAKE_SHOP about 1 year ago
hehe good joke hunnie, rated it 5..... you keeping ok? x
Posted by Geordie2003 about 1 year ago
would you like cake at ur party?! x
Posted by CAKE_SHOP about 1 year ago
Posted by CAKE_SHOP about 1 year ago
haha look at u in amsterdam! nice 1! yea i myt cum to the party bbz! c if i can get money 2gether !
Posted by xXxNiccixXx about 1 year ago
long time no see mate how are you? x
Posted by Geordie2003 about 1 year ago
hey crazy girl i like ur style x
Posted by Rachelceney about 1 year ago
Thanks for the fan babe! ;D XX
Posted by crisgoodlook about 1 year ago
hoff
Posted by jacko07 about 1 year ago
LOL! Gud one! xxx
Posted by Nichola about 1 year ago
haha.... good joke....
My favourite joke is really sad but it makes me laff....
What's ET short for?
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Because he's got little legs!
Posted by psychoman about 1 year ago
lol thas funi! made me giggle hehe X
Posted by emzie_may about 1 year ago
lol! that brightened up my evening! Any more?
Posted by Lanky about 1 year ago
hahaha... u hear noel edmonda has a new game show for the people of etheopia... meal or no meal?
Posted by Kian about 1 year ago
hehe i like it hunnie....hows you? x
Posted by Geordie2003 about 1 year ago
mwahhhx x x x
Posted by Geordie2003 about 1 year ago
mmm not bad but.... A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender said, " I was talking to the pig"
Posted by Chris789 about 1 year ago
haha i likes :) hows you doin? x
Posted by Perias about 1 year ago
lol good joke, hows u doin? x
Posted by d4NnY18 about 1 year ago
hahaha... that put a smile on my face!! :p
xx
Posted by Phischy about 1 year ago
classic!! x
Posted by bexytaylor88 about 1 year ago
haha thats actually brilliant:) u ok hun?
xxx
Posted by pierobloom18 about 1 year ago
Haha fab hun! where dya find that!?
xx
Posted by Jo_josiebell about 1 year ago
lovin that one definatly a keeper xxxx
Posted by junglejohn about 1 year ago
lol x
Posted by alexx19 about 1 year ago
lol.....sounds good sweets.....how's u babe xxxxx
Posted by gold2040 about 1 year ago
wt did u meenback wen u taged me lol x
Posted by xxxAdellexxx about 1 year ago
very true how u bin
Posted by skabrow about 1 year ago
hahahahaah!!i like that lie lol hows u hn x
Posted by xxxAdellexxx about 1 year ago
lol, i liked that joke :P
hehe
xxxxxx
Posted by lexie89 about 1 year ago
thanks that was a cool joke x x i think that what i did cus my x was bad lol
Posted by twat about 1 year ago
haha that is so funny!!xxx
Posted by misslauraxx about 1 year ago
LOL that made me giggle! Thank you.. needed cheering up then!
xx
Posted by leighbee about 1 year ago
not a bad little joke that !! lol
hows things with you?! upto much this weekend ?!
Posted by David about 1 year ago
a couple decide to tighten there belts, so she says 'your spending £16 a week on 24 cans a week, that has to stop! a week later he says 'hang on your spending £28 a week on make up! she says yes that's to make me look loverly and butiful!, man say what the fuck do you think the baer was for!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by 2sassy about 1 year ago
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