chuck_norris (68, Pisces)

chuck i hear u counted 2 infinity...twice

Posted by kuje_baby about 1 year ago

Chuck, theres talk of a Terminator 4 film being made, will u be starring in it?

Posted by dj_geez_r about 1 year ago

OOOOH I know, I know. (nods sagely)

Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago

And stroke our luxurious ginger beards!

Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago

Indeed he does!
I'll admit ur superiority and be ur little chuck minion! ;0)

Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago

AHHHH THERE ANOTHER ONE!!!!!

Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago

Chuck, i need you to kill some one for me! Theres this pensioner down the road, called me all sorts of names the other day, shes got this dog though, Yorkshire terrier, barks a lot! Can u sort it?

Posted by dj_geez_r about 1 year ago

Chuck, i've got a sword or two and a few tricks up my ragged sleeves, so if ya need a partner in crime - albeit an unlikely pair - i'm here for you so we can kick ass. xax

Posted by lost_at_sea about 1 year ago

hi. hows u?

Posted by krazykatie54 about 1 year ago

hey at least i got a vid

Posted by pemz about 1 year ago

chuck i love it when you roundhouse kick!

instead of having a normal child birth, chuck decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb!

u sick mofo!

Posted by stridermatt1 about 1 year ago

Naughty Chuck Norris!

Posted by Tequilawhore about 1 year ago

hey thanks for that, ive always been a fan!
x

Posted by Cute_quinn about 1 year ago

aint been on ere 4 ages, happy new year!

Posted by minniemouse about 1 year ago

the bishop...

Posted by GrantMitchal about 1 year ago

I once had a huge shit. That shit is now France.

Posted by chuck_norris about 1 year ago

oooh u big strong man u. my hero xxx

Posted by cookiexx about 1 year ago

im an orphan hun and dont have a kitchen table. wake up hun it was all a dream. mind u must av been a gud un if it had me in it lol xx

Posted by cookiexx about 1 year ago

sorry hun but if u just had sex with me u must be crap cox i didnt feel a thing. mwoi xx

Posted by cookiexx about 1 year ago

give it to me hard ginger pubes...i wanna feel ur pubic hair bouncing against my skin...sexytime

Posted by cassierayner about 1 year ago

i would if i had a cock...would spit my love juice in your eye

Posted by cassierayner about 1 year ago

whack it out then ginger balls

Posted by cassierayner about 1 year ago

♥xXx♥ happynew year every1 love you all!
always remember 4 2007 life is short, break the rules, forgive quickley, kiss slowley, love truley, laff uncontrolably and never regret anything that made u smile! xXx

Posted by 2sassy about 1 year ago

CHUCK NORRIS CAN I SUCK UR WEENER

Posted by cassierayner about 1 year ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chuck+Norris+Facts

excuse me mr chuck i think u have a fan of your wierd perverted likings towards chuck norris

Posted by GrantMitchal about 1 year ago

ok, fair enough

Posted by Lady about 1 year ago

plus ive met the real chuck norris at the mobo awards believe it or not..back in 1987 he represanted and was a fan of texas :)..i said my greetings and he went on his way but all this sex talk that isnt chuck...

Posted by GrantMitchal about 1 year ago

chuck norris i am a big fan of your martial artism. does anybody know if this is THE chuck norris or are we still contemplating his wacky answers..

Posted by GrantMitchal about 1 year ago

I NEVER SAID U DID

Posted by Lady about 1 year ago

ooo arent i a lucky lady!!!!

Posted by Kellyb100 about 1 year ago

Blow torch & Lava??? how did ya work that 1 out???

Posted by Lady about 1 year ago

yeayea excuses

Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago

yea cos ur more women than man now so no point huni!!

Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago

haha cheers lol!!!

Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago

hahahahah harsh words but funni lol!! ooooo im ur 100 comment :)

Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago

thats just harsh man they were the shit back in the day

Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago

tut wel thats pants u chucked spice girls down the pan :-o u son of a bitch!!

Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago

Hi hun, welcome to this crazy website. Did u have a gud night last night? If u need any advise about this site, just ask me hun. Ive tagged n fanned ya hun. Hope 2 speak soon
Paula
xxxx

Posted by babsthebabe about 1 year ago

hahahaha thats harsh for geri man!!! so wot happend?

Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago

CHUCK NORRIS YOU RULE!!!

Posted by Shaunypops about 1 year ago

Ta-ra then!

Posted by rugrat about 1 year ago

Ta-ra then!

Posted by rugrat about 1 year ago

No they give me a tickley tummy.

Posted by rugrat about 1 year ago

Maybe a drop of the shoulder in appreciation?

Posted by rugrat about 1 year ago

Yes im a fragile being and my arms are not as big as i would like! So yes no high fives, perhaps a thumbs up?

Posted by rugrat about 1 year ago

Yes she had the big op to be a proper lady and we fried them and had them with minted peas.

Posted by rugrat about 1 year ago

Shit i ate them for my tea last night!

Posted by rugrat about 1 year ago

No wonder Feltz never shows her arms.....you branded her!

Posted by rugrat about 1 year ago

wooohooo get u lol!!! i think u pulled it off well ya know!

Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago

hahaha sounds good by me dude!!! bring on spicegirls cd woo woo

Posted by robyn_04 about 1 year ago