aww thats awsome mate glad u got it. i had my audition yesterday but didnt get thru but did have an awsome time their u got much planned 4 your wkend? thats ok buddy anytime
Some of these you've probably seen but still if your memory is like mine............. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
cavern in exeter. no dorset is not better than london there is nothing going on here. but on the other hand it has a beach here and is quite peaceful. if only there was a go between. brighton for instance
teaching assistant seen and met biffy loads hung out at their after show party with em at the cavern a while back did live in london now live in dorset
this will make u laff but the answers are in my profile...alng with a load of other spooky anagrams! in the bottom box...but u got the first one right, and that was pretty hard! ;) OH and thank you sooooooooooo much 4 me penny! v sweet of u :) xxx
ive been wrking loads lately so never really had a chance to come online. would love an audition tho. think it would be amazing to be on shipwrecked. x
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Loving the video.. its fooking ace!!!! =]
Posted by Bacon 9 months ago
Hey stranger, how've you been keeping?? =]
Posted by Bacon 9 months ago
please vote for me just copy n paste, appreciate it http://clubland.fm/index.php/babes /show/name/candi.html
Posted by lolly21 10 months ago
alrite mate how u doing? where u been?
Posted by SEMAG 10 months ago
heya chicken, thats ok, sounds like fun. where u go on tour? x
Posted by star05 11 months ago
kl... congrats mate... iv not really bin on ear much... all is well wid me dude?.. ya enjoy ya tourin?..
Posted by raybouk1 11 months ago
bloody hell u got money for it then?
any chacxne your band will appaer on friday night project! lol...
lets set sail!!!
Posted by Levz 11 months ago
aww thats awsome mate glad u got it. i had my audition yesterday but didnt get thru but did have an awsome time their u got much planned 4 your wkend? thats ok buddy anytime
Posted by SEMAG 11 months ago
had my audition yesrerday got through gotta wait now for a phone call
Posted by makebeliever 11 months ago
Alright man, how've you been keeping?? =]
Posted by Bacon 11 months ago
Some of these you've probably seen but still if your memory is like mine............. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
Posted by SEMAG 11 months ago
helo bud, u heard frm audition ppl yet?
i got an email but i was on hol so i wasnt able to go which is shit!!! wht shall u do...!? hws things? Karlos
Posted by Karlos2007 12 months ago
cavern in exeter. no dorset is not better than london there is nothing going on here. but on the other hand it has a beach here and is quite peaceful. if only there was a go between. brighton for instance
Posted by makebeliever about 1 year ago
actually no i dont wanna know! thanks for checkin! hahahahahahahaha xxx
Posted by Lady about 1 year ago
yeh was good day met loads of top people.. didnt get through though...:( will still keep tryin though.. hows ya weekend bin?..
Posted by raybouk1 about 1 year ago
im off 2 bed buddy nos da
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
yeah mate i would as well lol
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
yeah mate told my friend harry dies aint got a clue if he does but u should of see her face mate lol
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
yeah lol shell b up all nite now mate lol
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
yeah my mate has just got it lol they r nad
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
lol na i havent mate but was told they r going on until the end of the summer. im gd anyways fella u?
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
ITS MY 24TH BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!
Posted by Lady about 1 year ago
teaching assistant seen and met biffy loads hung out at their after show party with em at the cavern a while back did live in london now live in dorset
Posted by makebeliever about 1 year ago
im gd thanks buddy how was the wkend?
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
hey!!! hows it goin??? soz bout bootin u out the rock! hahahahahahaha
Posted by Lady about 1 year ago
yeh i love it there got family out there gr8.. yeh got audition 2moz mate.. well excited...
Posted by raybouk1 about 1 year ago
so thats why i sasw you wearing tight black speedo's storlling into shore with david walliams holding your hand! lol....
come dry urself up and get on...lol
Posted by Levz about 1 year ago
dude! i accidently kicked u out of the rock! hahahaha oooooooops, but anyways invite sent right back to ya!
Posted by Lady about 1 year ago
hows it going buddy? what u been up 2?
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
mon the funking biffy mate i love them heres a shallow fanning for the reason you like biffy
Posted by makebeliever about 1 year ago
no pros mate same as just got back from portugal.. bac to norm now horrid weather.. you been up to much?..
Posted by raybouk1 about 1 year ago
hello sorry havent been on for a while!! ill take over the world with you!!!.xxx
Posted by vievemeister about 1 year ago
this will make u laff but the answers are in my profile...alng with a load of other spooky anagrams! in the bottom box...but u got the first one right, and that was pretty hard! ;) OH and thank you sooooooooooo much 4 me penny! v sweet of u :) xxx
Posted by Lady about 1 year ago
im gd thanks mate just got in from work had loads of people asking me 4 it lol but couldnt let my buddy down how u doing?
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
wel i aitn gonna make tea cos i wanna feel the wind in my face and smell the sea and the fresh sound of fish and birds!!!
yo ho ho a pirates life for me!
Posted by Levz about 1 year ago
ive been wrking loads lately so never really had a chance to come online. would love an audition tho. think it would be amazing to be on shipwrecked. x
Posted by leggyboos about 1 year ago
oh i will! thanks hun x
Posted by LydiaR about 1 year ago
Ive actually got one toorrow in Manchester! eek, bit scared x
Posted by LydiaR about 1 year ago
hya, am good ta. u? a c uve gt 3 pennies nw. lol. xxx
Posted by leggyboos about 1 year ago
i better go change the food must be rotting onboard!
Posted by Levz about 1 year ago
Ah i see, :) so .. your born to be shipwrecked then?
Posted by LydiaR about 1 year ago
How come its shit if you have lots to do? Derby is only small. I bet Brighton is HUGE? x
Posted by LydiaR about 1 year ago
No worries! :) Im from Derby, not a very exciting place but i like it! x
Posted by LydiaR about 1 year ago
alrite buddy hows it going? just gave u my penny
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
yes i love that programme, got series 1,2,3 on dvd, how sad am i, lolxxxx
Posted by Battylils about 1 year ago
today we set sail! lol
Posted by Levz about 1 year ago
hahaha its super hard aint it, if u cant be assed just ask me for the answers!
Posted by Lady about 1 year ago
twelve plus one is an anagram of eleven plus two! u got that right...but the other two are wrong :) lol
Posted by Lady about 1 year ago
YEAH GO 4 IT
Posted by Lady about 1 year ago
they are what my mum found 287 words, but she aint playin so i declared u the winner! :)
Posted by Lady about 1 year ago
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