There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was.
She responded, "It's my wash cloth."
Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair.
The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"
The mother responded, "I lost it."
The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth.
A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth."
The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"
The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."
gorgeous??? who u talkin too lol hey im fine babes, jus feelin a tad rough this mornin afta mi bday celebrations in twn last night!
Got mi audition on weds reali xcitd but nervous!! They sent me an email with a basic for me to take wi me on weds haha :P
keep smilin xxx
hey babes, u ok??? i got an auidtion on weds!!! soooo shocked better get to dat gym tone up a bit lol hope everythins fine! u not heard nethin bak yet??/ oh dear me why not :( xxx
Hey u , hope ur ok, god im knackered!!
day session in bpool ystrday then bak in2 twn!!!! its a gud job i aint a big drinker every1 was steamin lol
Keep smilin :P
Jessica xxx
ILet me see i will look into my magic hat here, im looking, Nope i havnt a clue whether or not there will be one up there. This isnt offical this is just people on the site arranging to meet up and have there own party lad.x
its ok love, dont expect replies within seconds...., kayaking? wow sounds fun! yeh im all good, really settled into my new job now, love it, god i sound lame! haha! any plans for wkend?xx
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haw'way the lads!!!!!
Posted by rollie 9 months ago
i love it, wat eva ur smoking give me some!!! ha ha ha
Posted by annthegudgirl about 1 year ago
hows it goin bud
Posted by jamiejones2766 about 1 year ago
hiya sorri havnt had time 2 go on comp in a while:) u shud Ave sed hi. xx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was.
She responded, "It's my wash cloth."
Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair.
The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"
The mother responded, "I lost it."
The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth.
A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth."
The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"
The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."
Posted by abby1234519 about 1 year ago
yeh mine was manchester tooooo
Posted by tor_tor about 1 year ago
am ok i guess.gutted i got an audition but cudn't go :(! i noticed that you fanned my cousin.lol.
Posted by tor_tor about 1 year ago
im fab and urself ? xxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
awwwww bless ya. bet that spoilt the holiday didn't it?
Posted by krazykatie54 about 1 year ago
hey. hows u?
Posted by krazykatie54 about 1 year ago
hha gud lol xxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
yea exactly lol
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
well am logically single but me ex keeps cumn nd breakn all of me relationships up b4 they start xx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
yup sorta:S sorta complicated single if u get me xx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
haha lol i wud have bn very mortal lyk lol xxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
oo wer have u cn me ? xxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
haha lol blessxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
aww bless sha so cute, wer the fuck does all the hair cum frm tho lol it luks lyk a wig xxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
oo how old is sha? xxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
ii lol xx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
anyfin and everyfin realli yoo ? xxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
haha nah lol soundeed fine :) xx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
tehe yup :) best uniform in sunderland it is xx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
yea lol every1 says that xxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
ahh on the wedensaday well work there i shud say get yaself along its fab:) but cum on its buds its all shit xx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
Fulwell, urself? xx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
aww thanks lol xxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
haha oki doki lol mite c ya then !! have u got any pennies 2 lend me :S xx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
tehe tis fab:) im onli in on fridays nd sats lyk:) am far too lazy 2 b workn 2 much xxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
Heya hunni, am fab:) how are yoo? and yes it is xxx
Posted by Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
good day young mackem boy.how are you?
Posted by tor_tor about 1 year ago
I'm tired... Just got back from the pub lol what a surprise! x
Posted by deadstarlinz about 1 year ago
hiya,, hows things? x
Posted by natalie_aktiv about 1 year ago
gorgeous??? who u talkin too lol hey im fine babes, jus feelin a tad rough this mornin afta mi bday celebrations in twn last night!
Got mi audition on weds reali xcitd but nervous!! They sent me an email with a basic for me to take wi me on weds haha :P
keep smilin xxx
Posted by jessicarabbit22 about 1 year ago
lool! kl.....how ya been?
-x-
Posted by sexy_mami about 1 year ago
ohhhh cool!!! did u hav a gd tym?
-x-
Posted by sexy_mami about 1 year ago
hey alrite!! i'm from fulwell!! x x
Posted by pretty_girl about 1 year ago
hey babes, u ok??? i got an auidtion on weds!!! soooo shocked better get to dat gym tone up a bit lol hope everythins fine! u not heard nethin bak yet??/ oh dear me why not :( xxx
Posted by jessicarabbit22 about 1 year ago
awwh whos the lil cute baby
Posted by x_Chesca_x about 1 year ago
hiya how are you? thanks for the comments x
Posted by hannahbanana83 about 1 year ago
hey¬¬ fnx luvin ur pics....
ur hot:)
Posted by sexy_mami about 1 year ago
Hey u , hope ur ok, god im knackered!!
day session in bpool ystrday then bak in2 twn!!!! its a gud job i aint a big drinker every1 was steamin lol
Keep smilin :P
Jessica xxx
Posted by jessicarabbit22 about 1 year ago
No these one aint. These are for the people by the people
Posted by IslandooParty about 1 year ago
ILet me see i will look into my magic hat here, im looking, Nope i havnt a clue whether or not there will be one up there. This isnt offical this is just people on the site arranging to meet up and have there own party lad.x
Posted by IslandooParty about 1 year ago
wow, sounds adventurous!! and i thought i was knackered off just the gym!!
Posted by natalie_aktiv about 1 year ago
Posted by IslandooParty about 1 year ago
Read the more about me section it should have it all in it
Posted by IslandooParty about 1 year ago
hey hey, hows u? x
Posted by natalie_aktiv about 1 year ago
its ok love, dont expect replies within seconds...., kayaking? wow sounds fun! yeh im all good, really settled into my new job now, love it, god i sound lame! haha! any plans for wkend?xx
Posted by funky_fiz84 about 1 year ago
thanx maaaannnn hows it going? x
Posted by gminx about 1 year ago
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