A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
Hello! It's friday and I'm bored, and since I didn't make it on to the Penny leader board, I thought I would ask my fans to leave me a nice tag instead! Hope you all have a fun-filled weekend x
ISLANDOO PARTY IN LIVERPOOL
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Posted by neiltiger 11 months ago
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
Posted by abby1234519 about 1 year ago
Hello! It's friday and I'm bored, and since I didn't make it on to the Penny leader board, I thought I would ask my fans to leave me a nice tag instead! Hope you all have a fun-filled weekend x
Posted by ells22 about 1 year ago
no probs mate, ya know you must like UFC? if im wrong, ill feel like such a twat.
Posted by gavinirish about 1 year ago
scotish legend, fanned you mate, from irish myself, go on the celts
Posted by gavinirish about 1 year ago
the gun show?
Posted by andymcpanderson about 1 year ago
ha wud love to party in ur pants!! lol
Posted by andymcpanderson about 1 year ago
the pants party? lol
Posted by andymcpanderson about 1 year ago
ISLANDOO PARTY IN LIVERPOOL
People of Islandoo the new season of Islandoo PArties is on us already. The city that has brought you the Beatles, shell suits and bad hair cuts invites u to a weekender on the 13th - 15th of July. More information www.islandoo.com/account/user_page/33781
Reply if ur interested
Posted by happydays about 1 year ago
i no there both so luvly
Posted by Deb_star_debs about 1 year ago
i no there both so luvly
Posted by Deb_star_debs about 1 year ago
Cheers!x
Posted by Sachi about 1 year ago
hi
good luck with trying to get onto shipwrecked
Posted by smthee42 about 1 year ago
Hi there and how are you xox
Posted by EmmaNicole about 1 year ago
Yes! I have just remembered that was the show I was watching! So it wasn't porn! haha
Posted by PrincessMenet about 1 year ago
Hey, welcome to Islandoo, x
Posted by Beach_Staff about 1 year ago
Hi again. My old profile for some reason isnt working so i have set up a new one. Take a look if you like
Posted by discodiva about 1 year ago
Hey!
Check out www.theboozersguide.com. Its a glaswegian website just like this one but in addition you get to rate pubs and clubs, create your own profile telling everyone your favourite drink or even add venues as your favourite place to be! SO check it out and register for FREE now!
Corinna x
Posted by Corinna_uk about 1 year ago
Yeah, its almost as hot as ur pants! haha. kidding hun.xx
Posted by njculbert about 1 year ago
lovin the sexy pants :P
Posted by sheldonbird about 1 year ago
woop woop, jus saw u were from scotland soo thought ad say hi
Posted by Giovanni_legend about 1 year ago
Thanks for the fan x
Posted by tinaghowe about 1 year ago
haha... love it!
Posted by charliekitt about 1 year ago
Quality Briefs.. Are you the UK version of Borat.. lol
Posted by MattT84 about 1 year ago
haha nice pic
Posted by tinaghowe about 1 year ago
i love u outfit! do u go out like that?
welcome to the site. hope u all kool!
xx
Posted by kirsty1986 about 1 year ago