All the best in getting on shipwrecked.. I am going through all the northampton peeps, cos i used 2 live there and it would be cool to see someone from northampton go! x:-) an i have hardly no fans.. feel sorry for me and add me xx
Imagine my surprise when an old school friend called me out of the blue, she was sexy and a real wild child 20 years ago when we were together, we used to do it in every position you could think of. My heart raced when she said we should meet up and recreate some of our old moves, I told her I wasnt as young as I was and didnt have the same physique I once had, she chuckled and said she had put on the odd pound or two, so told her to f*ck off!
the only joke I have heard recently is this, so here goes:
MUM MOBILE: I am well p1ssed off, some t0ssers just gone into the back of my car!! f4cking Skoda driver! theres Jam and spounge everywhere
Hey there! Hope your all having fun! I'm on a cheeky mission asking for people's pennies! I will understand if you don't want to donate one to me, or don't have one to donate though! Just thought I would be cheeky and ask and try my hardest to get an audition this week! Hope this doesn't offend anyone! Good Luck with the show :) x P.S a cheeky islander called 'thrombo' has nicked my msg and is sending the same one...so beware! Although Imitation is the highest form of flattery!
Hey there! Hope your having fun! I'm on a cheeky mission asking for people's pennies! I will understand if you don't want to donate one to me, or don't have one to donate though! Just thought I would be cheeky and ask! Good Luck with the show :) x
man with no arms and no legs sat on a towel on a beach, 3 women walk past an feel sorry for him. 1st one says ever had a hug? he says no and she hugs him and walks on. 2nd woman says ever been kissed, he says no and she kisses him and walks on and the 3rd one says ever been fucked, he says no and she says you will be when the tide comes in!! :P
very good :P Don't you find this harry potter thing so unrealistic....... I mean a flying car i can just about handle but a ginger kid with 2 friends now you're taking the piss!!! xwant another????
Bill and ben (flower pot men) are walking down the street, bill says to ben,"Flubba dubba dubba dub"...ben replies "shut up bill your pissed again!!" b dum dum ccchhh!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
Hey you, wanted to say GOOD LUCK! you got my vote, have a look at my look my profile and if you like me fan me back and tag me, or you could alway's give me one of the cool coin's. Hope to see you on the island xx
Yeah theres a lake bout 3mins from me aswell, my mates a pro so i get to use his boat and all his stuff lol, ive not done it loads but i get good coaching, love wakeboarding so fun!
hmm let me see...
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me." She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."
Englishman, Irishman and scottishman in a pub.
Englishman says, i found a bottle of whisky under my daughters bed, i never knew she drank.
Scottishman says, i found some cigarettes under my daughters bed, i never knew she smoked.
Irishman says, i found a packet of condoms under my daughters bed, i never knew she had a cock!
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Hello
All the best in getting on shipwrecked.. I am going through all the northampton peeps, cos i used 2 live there and it would be cool to see someone from northampton go! x:-) an i have hardly no fans.. feel sorry for me and add me xx
Posted by smiler595 about 1 year ago
just because of the england hats. COME ON ENGLAND, good luck fan me back
Posted by TheBigMan about 1 year ago
im a puff who likes willy!
Posted by MattAvery about 1 year ago
oh right should have guessed lol!!!
Posted by essex_kay about 1 year ago
your hats almost as daft as mine mate!
Posted by frany about 1 year ago
Hey so which one is you then lol??
Posted by essex_kay about 1 year ago
hiya chuck!
how are you? Been up to anything exciting lately?xx
Posted by tanja about 1 year ago
is this a penny hunt? cos im penniless :( xx
Posted by Melon about 1 year ago
if ur after magic pennies i'm afraid i'm all out of them, sorry xx
Posted by Snickerdoodle about 1 year ago
aww soz heres a x instead
Posted by corcaz about 1 year ago
sorry got no magic available
Posted by Peanuts about 1 year ago
i'm an Andrew too!!
Posted by Peanuts about 1 year ago
Im confused lol hehe :P X
Posted by Graz224 about 1 year ago
A FENCE!
Posted by rosanne_k05 about 1 year ago
Imagine my surprise when an old school friend called me out of the blue, she was sexy and a real wild child 20 years ago when we were together, we used to do it in every position you could think of. My heart raced when she said we should meet up and recreate some of our old moves, I told her I wasnt as young as I was and didnt have the same physique I once had, she chuckled and said she had put on the odd pound or two, so told her to f*ck off!
Posted by uktotty about 1 year ago
hey
Posted by scamper47 about 1 year ago
the only joke I have heard recently is this, so here goes:
MUM MOBILE: I am well p1ssed off, some t0ssers just gone into the back of my car!! f4cking Skoda driver! theres Jam and spounge everywhere
Posted by emmz_6969 about 1 year ago
what do you get when you turn three blondes upside down?
2 brunettes.
Posted by TitchyTiger about 1 year ago
hey, i'm not that great with jokes sorry. dunno how my leg got up there lol. x
Posted by tiggs about 1 year ago
the question was 'whats that down ur trousers batman'
Posted by gemma23 about 1 year ago
How many animals can you fit in a condom?
A cock and a few hares (hairs)!!!!
Posted by ells22 about 1 year ago
Hey there! Hope your all having fun! I'm on a cheeky mission asking for people's pennies! I will understand if you don't want to donate one to me, or don't have one to donate though! Just thought I would be cheeky and ask and try my hardest to get an audition this week! Hope this doesn't offend anyone! Good Luck with the show :) x P.S a cheeky islander called 'thrombo' has nicked my msg and is sending the same one...so beware! Although Imitation is the highest form of flattery!
Posted by ells22 about 1 year ago
what do you call a cupbourd with two lesbians in it?..... the licker cabinet!
two deaf lesbians have their hands in each others pockets, what was they doin?...... lip reading!
how many screws does a lesbian have in her bed?......none its all tongue and groove!
x
Posted by TitchyTiger about 1 year ago
Hey there! Hope your having fun! I'm on a cheeky mission asking for people's pennies! I will understand if you don't want to donate one to me, or don't have one to donate though! Just thought I would be cheeky and ask! Good Luck with the show :) x
Posted by thomro about 1 year ago
why was the washing machine laughing???......... Because it took the piss out of the knickers........... dom dom! Sorry all i could think off X
Posted by mwinning1 about 1 year ago
well i mite av one(but cant promise its good), Whats the question to this awnser, 'cock robin'
Posted by gemma23 about 1 year ago
Whats the difference between a blonde and a Mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Posted by JoeyBoy about 1 year ago
wat did one traffic lite say to the other
Posted by icklemad_manc about 1 year ago
i got a good joke why was the willy spuff? because itsname was willyspuff! lol
Posted by Levz about 1 year ago
i think u shud gimme it 4 the amazingness of my knockers...worth a try
Posted by sharan about 1 year ago
man with no arms and no legs sat on a towel on a beach, 3 women walk past an feel sorry for him. 1st one says ever had a hug? he says no and she hugs him and walks on. 2nd woman says ever been kissed, he says no and she kisses him and walks on and the 3rd one says ever been fucked, he says no and she says you will be when the tide comes in!! :P
Posted by cheekey about 1 year ago
What's brown and goes around a garden?
Posted by rosanne_k05 about 1 year ago
very good :P Don't you find this harry potter thing so unrealistic....... I mean a flying car i can just about handle but a ginger kid with 2 friends now you're taking the piss!!! xwant another????
Posted by cheekey about 1 year ago
Bill and ben (flower pot men) are walking down the street, bill says to ben,"Flubba dubba dubba dub"...ben replies "shut up bill your pissed again!!" b dum dum ccchhh!
Posted by azawilliams about 1 year ago
ey thought id joing your fan club man.
good lck wit r shipwrecked application
Posted by dreamguy about 1 year ago
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
Posted by SamuelR about 1 year ago
i'll tell u jokes for a penny!!!!
Posted by azawilliams about 1 year ago
what type of jokes do you like? x
Posted by cheekey about 1 year ago
Hey you, wanted to say GOOD LUCK! you got my vote, have a look at my look my profile and if you like me fan me back and tag me, or you could alway's give me one of the cool coin's. Hope to see you on the island xx
Posted by sammilesham about 1 year ago
Yeah theres a lake bout 3mins from me aswell, my mates a pro so i get to use his boat and all his stuff lol, ive not done it loads but i get good coaching, love wakeboarding so fun!
Posted by mattfisher about 1 year ago
when does the race end? And how long u been riding, i was boarding yest.
Posted by mattfisher about 1 year ago
do i win?
Posted by mattfisher about 1 year ago
when do i get this pennie then!! and its buckingham massive!!!
Posted by alsolera about 1 year ago
haha i like that.
Posted by Hollie1989 about 1 year ago
hmm let me see...
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me." She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."
Posted by Snoffy about 1 year ago
what? x
Posted by Hollie1989 about 1 year ago
hmmm i think deserve a pennie neway dont u ;) x
Posted by riaswan about 1 year ago
And what board u riding off?
Posted by mattfisher about 1 year ago
Englishman, Irishman and scottishman in a pub.
Englishman says, i found a bottle of whisky under my daughters bed, i never knew she drank.
Scottishman says, i found some cigarettes under my daughters bed, i never knew she smoked.
Irishman says, i found a packet of condoms under my daughters bed, i never knew she had a cock!
Posted by mattfisher about 1 year ago
u've put me on the spot now!! now i'm sweating like a peadophile in a playground!!
Posted by Elvis about 1 year ago
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