*********CONGRATULATIONS!********* You have won an chance to be a shipwrecked islander. For your audition details just give one penny to this applicant and wait for your response email with details on where and when to turn up. well done and remember be yourself.... ref: 345yhf35s
interweb!
im alright, had a job interview this morning nad they've given me a trial tomorrow morning. i am KNACKERED!
how are youuu?xxxx
Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man who had recently passed away.
One cannibal says, "Look at this! You start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle."
So the two cannibals start eating.
After a half an hour one stops eating, looks up and says, "I don't know about you, but this is great! How are you doing?"
The other cannibal answers, "This is great! I'm havin' a ball!"
The other cannibal says, "Hey, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
this one made me gasp
A man walks into a country club, and asks to play a round of golf. The man behind the counter suggests he try one of their brand new mechanical caddies. The guy had just gotten his paycheck, so he had money to burn, he figured "what the hell".
He took the caddy out and it was great, it would tell him what club to use, what was wrong with his swing, and what direction his putts would break and how much. The man gets done, and shoots the best round of his life.
A month later he comes back and asks for one of the caddies. The manager replies, "I'm sorry, but we had to get rid of them." The man a little confused asks, "Why did you get rid of them, they were great." The manager explained that they were made out of metal, so when the sun reflected off of them, it blinded the other golfers.
Still confused, the man adds, "Well, why didn't you just paint them black?"
The manager replies "Well, we tried that, but then 2 of them didn't show up for work, and the others robbed the clubhouse."
Never underestimate the usefullness of lube!!!
He who lubes up laughs last! Ancient proverb that!!!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, football/lube? Football/lube? If you had the lube people would WANT to be your friend. You have to think outside the box!
Now, why are you not in my island yet????
I got a secret for you! I wouldnt need the 17 pints either! Thats just the way i get down!!!;0) hahaha
Yes,yes,yes. even tho its pointless and IM TOO OLD!
just some freaky deeky people, its a bit weird, and they're not messaging the wrong person u cheeky bum, if u look i've been tagged as stunning and a hottie :) , jealous much?i have the pennies, ice_box AND nice tags muhahaha!starting to warm to the den of love and lust when u put it like that!
i can drive i just havent passed my test, so go cruising with ma homies all the time anyway, think i should really book a test in before i get caught!
and, the pennies thing...i cant send them.its only if the islandoo peeps send u one then u can pass it on but i can still save up my pennies and buy an island! xx
Youd buckle under the pressure dude!!! I can see it happening!
Ooooh Uh it would have to be The Vegas, short men make me physically ill! Haha sorry if your short btw.;0)
Ow hun i dont have any pennies to give but i'll rummage around in my goodie baf and see of i cant find you summat!
Mwah
xxx
Hi there - I thought I’d send this joke around to give everyone’s morning a good start. Have a good day.
A VERY SELF-IMPORTANT COLLEGE FRESHMAN ATTENDING A RECENT FOOTBALL GAME, TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO EXPLAIN TO A SENIOR CITIZEN SITTING NEXT TO HIM WHY IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE OLDER GENERATION TO UNDERSTAND HIS GENERATION.
'YOU GREW UP IN A DIFFERENT WORLD, ACTUALLY AN ALMOST PRIMITIVE ONE,' THE STUDENT SAID, LOUD ENOUGH FOR MANY OF THOSE NEARBY TO HEAR.
'THE YOUNG PEOPLE OF TODAY GREW UP WITH TELEVISION, JET PLANES, SPACE TRAVEL, MAN WALKING ON THE MOON, OUR SPACESHIPS HAVE VISITED MARS. WE HAVE NUCLEAR ENERGY, ELECTRIC AND HYDROGEN CARS, COMPUTERS WITH DSL, BSP; LIGHT-SPEEDPROCESSING.....AND...'
PAUSING TO TAKE ANOTHER DRINK OF BEER, THE SENIOR TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE BREAK IN THE STUDENT'S LITANY AND SAID, 'YOU'RE RIGHT, SON. WE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE THINGS WHEN WE WERE YOUNG........SO WE INVENTED THEM.
NOW, YOU ARROGANT LITTLE SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE NEXT GENERATION?'
my audition was weeks ago!
i didnt get through..think theya re looking for girls more on the skinnier side!
they need variety!! roll on next year!!
u? x
lol still quality I like it! OH YEAH! I havn't heard anything as of... How about yourself? Everyone on here is a potential though as everyone is quality!
hahah take it take it..."take another lil pieve of my heart now baby"...oh see what u done now,everything i say makes me break out in song!haha i ad an audition for s.wrecked 2007...applied for 2008 but not erd anything yet. hows urs going?? xxxx
haha awww dam u caught me out...yeh i was mid flow of the singing then kinda stopped!haha i knew u were gonna join in tho,so thought id give u the limelight!haha im good thanx...urself?? xxxxx
Haha yeh my plan is actually just to persuade you to do that!! Nah not ridiculous but even wen u were queing there were ppl who stood out and were a lil mad but sayin that i guess they are lookin 4 a mix of ppl.
Goin in as a pair ent 2 bad. u meet loadsa ppl while ur queing so u jus try and go in wit sumone uve already met and kinda feed off each othas ideas. still didnt work for us tho! lol. All the people i saw that went thru were pretty OTT so u just have to be bit mad!
i hope that name was a joke, it sucked like a calf to an milk-filled udder.
maybe we should concentrate on getting 13 pennies first, then come up with a name!i'm going to quickly whore myself now but havent got long cos i'm off out for a drive!get amongst the case!xx
ha ha yeah its bad aint it ....just cant get enough of it ......im a painter and decorator....so will be painting a whole hotel.....you name it i will be painting it.......its goin to take about 6 months....xx
We had to go in as a pair with a random and then you get like a minute between you to show that you should go on. its pretty weird but quality aswell. they just asked why u think u should go on etc...
ha to wait to here back think it went ok......na they didnt ask those sorts of questions.....cause its 4 a painting job.....so have to see some more and then choose which one they like best.....its to paint a huge hotel in weymouth.....but i think the fact that im a girl is a disadvantage.....even though ive been doin it 4 nearly 2 years.....oh well just have to see what tomorrow brings...i think your addicted to this site aint ya....x
ha ha thats so funny i went to give you a beer but my comp is playin up so gave you 3 .......so enjoy......today i had a job interview......what you been up to....xx
oh ross, you're such a comedian.if it means i'll be shipwrecked for 5 months then i suppose i could do a bit of prostitution work on here, but you'll have to as well!!!i'm gonna scrounge some pennies so i can make a geordie island on here, only 13 more to go!xx
yeeeeees! since hmm like 9am. with an hours break hahaha
omg thats actually true!
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store's opening time. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw and knocked around a bit, then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line: "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the store!"
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hello x
Posted by pr1cha 11 months ago
*********CONGRATULATIONS!********* You have won an chance to be a shipwrecked islander. For your audition details just give one penny to this applicant and wait for your response email with details on where and when to turn up. well done and remember be yourself.... ref: 345yhf35s
Posted by birmbeachbabe about 1 year ago
Possibly im just speculating. I dont really kno!! I guess just have to see wot happens and hope 4 the best.
Posted by yumyum about 1 year ago
i am indeed realy swell.... just picking my hauggee spot on my chin at da mo! classy! wells its not going the way i wont it put it that way u? xxx
Posted by DANICOOKE about 1 year ago
Nah i reckon mine was for this year and they are now doin them for nxt one! Reckon loads more ppl will get invited to an audtion.
Posted by yumyum about 1 year ago
Now dance monkey boy, dance, DANCE!!!!
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
ahhh shut up and take your shirt off!;0)
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
ooo yeh what a tune!! haha ur on!! xxxx
Posted by Kellyb100 about 1 year ago
AFTERNOOOOOOOOON! :D
hows our duet coming along?? xxxx
Posted by Kellyb100 about 1 year ago
Im more of a 'invisible touch' kinda girl!;0)
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
interweb!
im alright, had a job interview this morning nad they've given me a trial tomorrow morning. i am KNACKERED!
how are youuu?xxxx
Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man who had recently passed away.
One cannibal says, "Look at this! You start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle."
So the two cannibals start eating.
After a half an hour one stops eating, looks up and says, "I don't know about you, but this is great! How are you doing?"
The other cannibal answers, "This is great! I'm havin' a ball!"
The other cannibal says, "Hey, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
Posted by abby1234519 about 1 year ago
this one made me gasp
A man walks into a country club, and asks to play a round of golf. The man behind the counter suggests he try one of their brand new mechanical caddies. The guy had just gotten his paycheck, so he had money to burn, he figured "what the hell".
He took the caddy out and it was great, it would tell him what club to use, what was wrong with his swing, and what direction his putts would break and how much. The man gets done, and shoots the best round of his life.
A month later he comes back and asks for one of the caddies. The manager replies, "I'm sorry, but we had to get rid of them." The man a little confused asks, "Why did you get rid of them, they were great." The manager explained that they were made out of metal, so when the sun reflected off of them, it blinded the other golfers.
Still confused, the man adds, "Well, why didn't you just paint them black?"
The manager replies "Well, we tried that, but then 2 of them didn't show up for work, and the others robbed the clubhouse."
Posted by abby1234519 about 1 year ago
Yep
ALL DAY LONG I DREAM ABOUT......... LUBE!
Come on into the richTs. Wes crazy like the biscuits!;0)
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
Never underestimate the usefullness of lube!!!
He who lubes up laughs last! Ancient proverb that!!!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, football/lube? Football/lube? If you had the lube people would WANT to be your friend. You have to think outside the box!
Now, why are you not in my island yet????
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
haha the secret is i wouldnt need the 17 pints dummy!hahaha
Fat funny blokes rock my world! Like a hurricane.
Luxury item - LUBE!
You?
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
I got a secret for you! I wouldnt need the 17 pints either! Thats just the way i get down!!!;0) hahaha
Yes,yes,yes. even tho its pointless and IM TOO OLD!
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
just some freaky deeky people, its a bit weird, and they're not messaging the wrong person u cheeky bum, if u look i've been tagged as stunning and a hottie :) , jealous much?i have the pennies, ice_box AND nice tags muhahaha!starting to warm to the den of love and lust when u put it like that!
i can drive i just havent passed my test, so go cruising with ma homies all the time anyway, think i should really book a test in before i get caught!
and, the pennies thing...i cant send them.its only if the islandoo peeps send u one then u can pass it on but i can still save up my pennies and buy an island! xx
Posted by HANNAH_C about 1 year ago
Youd buckle under the pressure dude!!! I can see it happening!
Ooooh Uh it would have to be The Vegas, short men make me physically ill! Haha sorry if your short btw.;0)
Ow hun i dont have any pennies to give but i'll rummage around in my goodie baf and see of i cant find you summat!
Mwah
xxx
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
Hi there - I thought I’d send this joke around to give everyone’s morning a good start. Have a good day.
A VERY SELF-IMPORTANT COLLEGE FRESHMAN ATTENDING A RECENT FOOTBALL GAME, TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO EXPLAIN TO A SENIOR CITIZEN SITTING NEXT TO HIM WHY IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE OLDER GENERATION TO UNDERSTAND HIS GENERATION.
'YOU GREW UP IN A DIFFERENT WORLD, ACTUALLY AN ALMOST PRIMITIVE ONE,' THE STUDENT SAID, LOUD ENOUGH FOR MANY OF THOSE NEARBY TO HEAR.
'THE YOUNG PEOPLE OF TODAY GREW UP WITH TELEVISION, JET PLANES, SPACE TRAVEL, MAN WALKING ON THE MOON, OUR SPACESHIPS HAVE VISITED MARS. WE HAVE NUCLEAR ENERGY, ELECTRIC AND HYDROGEN CARS, COMPUTERS WITH DSL, BSP; LIGHT-SPEEDPROCESSING.....AND...'
PAUSING TO TAKE ANOTHER DRINK OF BEER, THE SENIOR TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE BREAK IN THE STUDENT'S LITANY AND SAID, 'YOU'RE RIGHT, SON. WE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE THINGS WHEN WE WERE YOUNG........SO WE INVENTED THEM.
NOW, YOU ARROGANT LITTLE SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE NEXT GENERATION?'
THE APPLAUSE WAS RESOUNDING...
I LOVE SENIOR CITIZENS
Posted by Potkins about 1 year ago
nothing shameful about it! x
Posted by kharvey about 1 year ago
tis good thanks, urse? x
Posted by buzzinbeauty about 1 year ago
my audition was weeks ago!
i didnt get through..think theya re looking for girls more on the skinnier side!
they need variety!! roll on next year!!
u? x
Posted by jt680 about 1 year ago
my shipwrecked dreams are over for this year...but holding out for next year now!!!
u?
x
Posted by jt680 about 1 year ago
trying to save for my hols so just chilled
comon the toon.
Posted by smthee42 about 1 year ago
oooo yeh!what a TUNE!...is that a duet?? hmmmm a want a girl part :P haha xxxxx
Posted by Kellyb100 about 1 year ago
lol still quality I like it! OH YEAH! I havn't heard anything as of... How about yourself? Everyone on here is a potential though as everyone is quality!
Posted by Drew79 about 1 year ago
What are ya looking at duff man?! Quality name - Simpsons inspired?
Posted by Drew79 about 1 year ago
awwww its your birthday soon!
the big 21!!
yey!
in my crystal ball i see a big party.....
x
Posted by jt680 about 1 year ago
i ad my audition n obv not what they were lookin 4..thats all.u still got time tho,have faith!haha so what duet do u reckon?? xxxxx
Posted by Kellyb100 about 1 year ago
hahah take it take it..."take another lil pieve of my heart now baby"...oh see what u done now,everything i say makes me break out in song!haha i ad an audition for s.wrecked 2007...applied for 2008 but not erd anything yet. hows urs going?? xxxx
Posted by Kellyb100 about 1 year ago
haha awww dam u caught me out...yeh i was mid flow of the singing then kinda stopped!haha i knew u were gonna join in tho,so thought id give u the limelight!haha im good thanx...urself?? xxxxx
Posted by Kellyb100 about 1 year ago
hey hey!! xxxx
Posted by Kellyb100 about 1 year ago
Haha yeh my plan is actually just to persuade you to do that!! Nah not ridiculous but even wen u were queing there were ppl who stood out and were a lil mad but sayin that i guess they are lookin 4 a mix of ppl.
Posted by yumyum about 1 year ago
Goin in as a pair ent 2 bad. u meet loadsa ppl while ur queing so u jus try and go in wit sumone uve already met and kinda feed off each othas ideas. still didnt work for us tho! lol. All the people i saw that went thru were pretty OTT so u just have to be bit mad!
Posted by yumyum about 1 year ago
Hmm
Posted by Beach_Staff about 1 year ago
is everyone on here seriously horny??there's some right weird ones about like!xx
Posted by HANNAH_C about 1 year ago
i hope that name was a joke, it sucked like a calf to an milk-filled udder.
maybe we should concentrate on getting 13 pennies first, then come up with a name!i'm going to quickly whore myself now but havent got long cos i'm off out for a drive!get amongst the case!xx
Posted by HANNAH_C about 1 year ago
ha ha yeah its bad aint it ....just cant get enough of it ......im a painter and decorator....so will be painting a whole hotel.....you name it i will be painting it.......its goin to take about 6 months....xx
Posted by alabamaprincess about 1 year ago
We had to go in as a pair with a random and then you get like a minute between you to show that you should go on. its pretty weird but quality aswell. they just asked why u think u should go on etc...
Posted by yumyum about 1 year ago
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!
Posted by abby1234519 about 1 year ago
ha to wait to here back think it went ok......na they didnt ask those sorts of questions.....cause its 4 a painting job.....so have to see some more and then choose which one they like best.....its to paint a huge hotel in weymouth.....but i think the fact that im a girl is a disadvantage.....even though ive been doin it 4 nearly 2 years.....oh well just have to see what tomorrow brings...i think your addicted to this site aint ya....x
Posted by alabamaprincess about 1 year ago
Hey! I'll have you know that caroles a whole lotta woman! It would take a real man to get amongt that!;0)
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
ha ha thats so funny i went to give you a beer but my comp is playin up so gave you 3 .......so enjoy......today i had a job interview......what you been up to....xx
Posted by alabamaprincess about 1 year ago
oh ross, you're such a comedian.if it means i'll be shipwrecked for 5 months then i suppose i could do a bit of prostitution work on here, but you'll have to as well!!!i'm gonna scrounge some pennies so i can make a geordie island on here, only 13 more to go!xx
Posted by HANNAH_C about 1 year ago
Ahhhh check you out, bein a little charmer!haha
What are you after hmmmmmm?!
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
bonjour...hows you today you gettin the hang of this now...xx
Posted by alabamaprincess about 1 year ago
i have my well sourced sources!!!
Q: What kind of insects to you find on the Moon.
A: Lunar Ticks (Lunatics)
x
Posted by abby1234519 about 1 year ago
Hmmm while the opportunity to nod sagely does take ones fancy, id be carole from big brother!hahaha
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
yeeeeees! since hmm like 9am. with an hours break hahaha
omg thats actually true!
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store's opening time. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw and knocked around a bit, then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line: "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the store!"
Posted by abby1234519 about 1 year ago
Whatchoo lookin at?!!!!
No dude, im about a 1000 years to old for the show.;0)
You?
Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
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