yes yes i am! dunno realy the ones who are no good for me! yeh ad a top weekend but sat nite got cancelled at wakestock cuz of floods butwe set up the decks anyways and had our own party. x
*********CONGRATULATIONS!********* You have won an chance to be a shipwrecked islander. For your audition details just give one penny to this applicant and wait for your response email with details on where and when to turn up. well done and remember be yourself.... ref: 345yhf35s
WELCOME TO ISLANDOO
Heres something to amuse you!
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or
reported:
1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant
crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached
cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for
your comfort, and to enhance the appearance of your flight
attendants."
2. On landing the stewardess said, "There may be 50 ways to leave
your lover, but there are only 4 ways out off this airplane."
3. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at washington
National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella.
WHOA!"
4. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in
Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please
take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a
landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
5. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will
descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull
it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you,
secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with
more than one small child, pick your favorite."
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Hiya, how you doing? Out in the sunshine today? x
Posted by Torino about 1 year ago
hey hun, how's you?? xx
Posted by Sparkle1982 about 1 year ago
hey darl, hows tricks x
Posted by xx69hayley69xx about 1 year ago
cheers dude, yeah im good you?
Posted by xstellax about 1 year ago
Alrite, hows ur day been, bein up2 much? x x
Posted by camdene about 1 year ago
im a fan xxx
Posted by bexytaylor88 about 1 year ago
why thank you im good you?
Posted by xstellax about 1 year ago
yes yes i am! dunno realy the ones who are no good for me! yeh ad a top weekend but sat nite got cancelled at wakestock cuz of floods butwe set up the decks anyways and had our own party. x
Posted by sinead89 about 1 year ago
I think you're good looking too.. ;) x
Posted by Rosey about 1 year ago
hi im from deeside but theres no option for that haha yeh course u can! x
Posted by sinead89 about 1 year ago
*********CONGRATULATIONS!********* You have won an chance to be a shipwrecked islander. For your audition details just give one penny to this applicant and wait for your response email with details on where and when to turn up. well done and remember be yourself.... ref: 345yhf35s
Posted by birmbeachbabe about 1 year ago
please dont be offended but you look like lee from steps!!!sorry!!X
Posted by lady_bird about 1 year ago
hey hun hows things?
Posted by keris about 1 year ago
hay, ah like the bits bout cuddles n kisses, (u soppy thing)!!! good luck wiv the show, god knows we all need it!!! x x x
Posted by camdene about 1 year ago
boo ;)
Posted by nickalicious666 about 1 year ago
ouch
Posted by Beach_Staff about 1 year ago
Awesome if ya dont try ya wont know lol yeah speak soon bro! Later
Posted by 212Ben about 1 year ago
hahah im just trying to make people chuckle!!
x
Posted by abby1234519 about 1 year ago
hey im good,thanks 4 fannin me! id luv 2 chat but im loggin of, mayb speak 2 ya some otha time!!xx
Posted by sambucasam about 1 year ago
What kind of car was it?
Posted by Beach_Staff about 1 year ago
Hay boyo, hows it goin? x x x
Posted by camdene about 1 year ago
hey welcome!! xx
Posted by sambucasam about 1 year ago
Hey bro hows it going? U applied 2 shipwrecked?
Posted by 212Ben about 1 year ago
hello and welocime :P
Posted by crazyjemster about 1 year ago
WELCOME TO ISLANDOO
Heres something to amuse you!
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or
reported:
1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant
crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached
cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for
your comfort, and to enhance the appearance of your flight
attendants."
2. On landing the stewardess said, "There may be 50 ways to leave
your lover, but there are only 4 ways out off this airplane."
3. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at washington
National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella.
WHOA!"
4. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in
Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please
take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a
landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
5. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will
descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull
it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you,
secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with
more than one small child, pick your favorite."
Posted by abby1234519 about 1 year ago