but i asked for wine....you cannot silence me with your penny ;P !?! haha only messing ta very much for penny, unexpected pennies are great! hows it going? im off for a night on the cider, wines just out of my price range ;S xx
Hi there - I thought I’d send this joke around to give everyone’s morning a good start. Have a good day.
A VERY SELF-IMPORTANT COLLEGE FRESHMAN ATTENDING A RECENT FOOTBALL GAME, TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO EXPLAIN TO A SENIOR CITIZEN SITTING NEXT TO HIM WHY IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE OLDER GENERATION TO UNDERSTAND HIS GENERATION.
'YOU GREW UP IN A DIFFERENT WORLD, ACTUALLY AN ALMOST PRIMITIVE ONE,' THE STUDENT SAID, LOUD ENOUGH FOR MANY OF THOSE NEARBY TO HEAR.
'THE YOUNG PEOPLE OF TODAY GREW UP WITH TELEVISION, JET PLANES, SPACE TRAVEL, MAN WALKING ON THE MOON, OUR SPACESHIPS HAVE VISITED MARS. WE HAVE NUCLEAR ENERGY, ELECTRIC AND HYDROGEN CARS, COMPUTERS WITH DSL, BSP; LIGHT-SPEEDPROCESSING.....AND...'
PAUSING TO TAKE ANOTHER DRINK OF BEER, THE SENIOR TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE BREAK IN THE STUDENT'S LITANY AND SAID, 'YOU'RE RIGHT, SON. WE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE THINGS WHEN WE WERE YOUNG........SO WE INVENTED THEM.
NOW, YOU ARROGANT LITTLE SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE NEXT GENERATION?'
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all sounds a little dodgy to me.lol
Posted by Alexee 11 months ago
how much for a cloud with silver lining?? lol
Posted by BILKO 11 months ago
cheers for the add babesX
ya havin a good weekend so far?
Posted by scorchin_sam 11 months ago
Afternoon me dear, thanks for the fannage. Fanning you right back baby!! Hope your having a fab Thursday. Mwoah X
Posted by mwinning1 11 months ago
i got that sexy under water funk
Posted by OLD_GREGG 11 months ago
Aw, you took my fan cherry! Thaks hun, fanned you back x
Posted by dappykitty 11 months ago
thanks for the fan-age.
Posted by Beek 11 months ago
two large glasses of mine.. greedy! :P hehe
hows it going missy!?
x
Posted by SamuelR 11 months ago
so u lke baileys?
Posted by OLD_GREGG 11 months ago
i gotta mangina
Posted by OLD_GREGG 11 months ago
im old gregg
Posted by OLD_GREGG 11 months ago
hey hey!
Posted by Levz 11 months ago
fanned ya bk thank u
Posted by zanne 11 months ago
but i asked for wine....you cannot silence me with your penny ;P !?! haha only messing ta very much for penny, unexpected pennies are great! hows it going? im off for a night on the cider, wines just out of my price range ;S xx
Posted by Timofee1889 11 months ago
fanned your sexy ass.x
Posted by whitey100 11 months ago
hia
owa u??
lv Lewxxx
Posted by Lew 12 months ago
hello 700th fan hows it going, one of those wines going spare?? xx
Posted by Timofee1889 12 months ago
Thanks for the fannnaging! :) have some back. you alright? x
Posted by goldenskans about 1 year ago
bonjour lovely lady cheers for the fannage,right back at ya!!!!!how's u?xhugsx
Posted by calamity about 1 year ago
Love yaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted by charpie about 1 year ago
WOULD YOU SAVE ME?
Posted by BILKO about 1 year ago
nice body xxxx
Posted by spongebob1 about 1 year ago
Hi there - I thought I’d send this joke around to give everyone’s morning a good start. Have a good day.
A VERY SELF-IMPORTANT COLLEGE FRESHMAN ATTENDING A RECENT FOOTBALL GAME, TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO EXPLAIN TO A SENIOR CITIZEN SITTING NEXT TO HIM WHY IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE OLDER GENERATION TO UNDERSTAND HIS GENERATION.
'YOU GREW UP IN A DIFFERENT WORLD, ACTUALLY AN ALMOST PRIMITIVE ONE,' THE STUDENT SAID, LOUD ENOUGH FOR MANY OF THOSE NEARBY TO HEAR.
'THE YOUNG PEOPLE OF TODAY GREW UP WITH TELEVISION, JET PLANES, SPACE TRAVEL, MAN WALKING ON THE MOON, OUR SPACESHIPS HAVE VISITED MARS. WE HAVE NUCLEAR ENERGY, ELECTRIC AND HYDROGEN CARS, COMPUTERS WITH DSL, BSP; LIGHT-SPEEDPROCESSING.....AND...'
PAUSING TO TAKE ANOTHER DRINK OF BEER, THE SENIOR TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE BREAK IN THE STUDENT'S LITANY AND SAID, 'YOU'RE RIGHT, SON. WE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE THINGS WHEN WE WERE YOUNG........SO WE INVENTED THEM.
NOW, YOU ARROGANT LITTLE SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE NEXT GENERATION?'
THE APPLAUSE WAS RESOUNDING...
I LOVE SENIOR CITIZENS
Posted by Potkins about 1 year ago
lifeguard hey, that could be handy on an island me thinks.
Posted by NIK_NAK about 1 year ago
hey hows u
Posted by Irishlad2k7 about 1 year ago
hey hun. hows u?
Posted by krazykatie54 about 1 year ago
Good thinking, why have one when two are all the better!x!
Posted by RobbieRich about 1 year ago
im your first fan welcome to this crazy island xxx
Posted by BAYWATCH1981 about 1 year ago
like to drink do we xxx mwahhhh
Posted by BAYWATCH1981 about 1 year ago