Some of these you've probably seen but still if your memory is like mine............. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
yea thats kool i only goin inside atm cos i aint got a climbin partner lol but its all good. im off to everst base camp next year for a month should be mazing cant wait lol
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thank you. x
Posted by kayleighleanne about 1 year ago
hey i have a competition with my m8 to see who can get tagged the most please tag me. all my love and luck xxxxxxx
Posted by zsophiez about 1 year ago
cheers dude x
Posted by Aimee88 about 1 year ago
Some of these you've probably seen but still if your memory is like mine............. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
im great mate just found out i got an audition cant wait lol
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
was at a 40th party on sat nite and working sunday.
Posted by smthee42 about 1 year ago
yea should be mazin iv always wanted to do it so just thought sod it lol
Posted by milliemoomoo about 1 year ago
yea thats kool i only goin inside atm cos i aint got a climbin partner lol but its all good. im off to everst base camp next year for a month should be mazing cant wait lol
Posted by milliemoomoo about 1 year ago
not really off to an engagement party fri night thats bout it p.s im sure ull do great x
Posted by xflutterbyx about 1 year ago
no worries
Posted by xflutterbyx about 1 year ago
kool how u doing mate?
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
hey
good luck with trying to get onto shipwrecked
what did u get upto the weekend.
Posted by smthee42 about 1 year ago
ur welcome babe xx
Posted by kellyryana about 1 year ago
where bouts u go climbing? x
Posted by milliemoomoo about 1 year ago
hi x
Posted by kellyryana about 1 year ago
did beauty therapy at colege,finished now so just workin! u?
Posted by rachel19 about 1 year ago
there rubbish'lol,fort i had better 1s then tht.coz im on ma dads pc.urn rnt bad,in a band then? wot kinda music u in2? xx
Posted by rachel19 about 1 year ago
thanxs,just about to put sum different 1s on.xxx il chek urn out now'lol xxx
Posted by rachel19 about 1 year ago
nice pics x
Posted by xflutterbyx about 1 year ago
not tried Bebo, might give that a miss completely then!!
Posted by Snickerdoodle about 1 year ago
well at the moment i work in a fashion store but looking for something better or i may try retail management
Posted by Snickerdoodle about 1 year ago
thanks mate r u gunna b on here later? i got 2 shot i footy training now
Posted by SEMAG about 1 year ago
what a relief, i thought i ws the only one who couldn't get the hangf of it!!
Posted by Snickerdoodle about 1 year ago
i'm from Sussex
Posted by Snickerdoodle about 1 year ago
me too, trying to get the hang of facebook now!!
Posted by Snickerdoodle about 1 year ago
i know someone on here already so i've watch her use the site a bit, its not that hard really
Posted by Snickerdoodle about 1 year ago
hiya fellow newbie, fanned u cos ur page looked all lost and lonely
Posted by Snickerdoodle about 1 year ago