not being nasy m8 but please shut the fuck yea not peoples falt ur fat is it its urs its prob nt even u anyway m8 n y tell people what ur shit cums out ur arse its fucking grose n u think u got a change wiv me girl jame j lol u got another thing cuming m8 k grow up m8 n get a life
You must be very hungry then cos I am breakfast, lunch and tea! I might even be a few leftovers to be heated in the microwave the next day. Which part of people do you particularly like to eat?
you should get it on with the large lady. everyone knows u both have a fondness for one another. stop denying it and let this beautiful rmance flourish. im sure everyone else on the island is keen to see you two together. ;) xx
Rabbit stew? Are you joking?! I don't think I want to eat rabbits... I think beached whales are fit, I'm sure any modelling agency would be lucky to have you! Do you know your vital statistics?
a birds a bird i spose... like me mate once said back in Australia... want a bird with long legs go bang an emu!... well mate mayb ur going for the girls who dont like tree trunk treatment!... were u the one walking around tesco the other day naked?
well aparantly on the recent fat man survey. 29.6% of women go for men for their folds!... soo mate u could well be in then... Did you once go as an extra in london zoo while one of the elephants was on sick leave?
struth mate... Actually I just brought the "fat man wrench kit delux edition" off ebay, never know when it will come in handy!...Must be hard for ya... but harder for the person u fell on... mind you im sure they are never seen again!!
Your very unlucky aren't you! Maybe you should get out a bit more cus your place must stink at the moment. I reckon you should go bust some moves on the dance floor?
HAHAHAHAHA. Shit happens! Thats really unlucky, at least you got some dinner if you get hungry again? If not you could eat that dog for making you smell?
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what are you on about ... you sent me 3 messages saying the same thing...!!!!
Posted by _chantelle_ 4 days ago
what are you on about ... you sent me 3 messages saying the same thing...!!!!
Posted by _chantelle_ 4 days ago
what are you on about ... you sent me 3 messages saying the same thing...!!!!
Posted by _chantelle_ 4 days ago
what are you on about ... you sent me 3 messages saying the same thing...!!!!
Posted by _chantelle_ 4 days ago
nar then big lar r ye guin am off to wembley sundi to stick it up the cardiff bring it on barnsley 5 o
Posted by machine 3 months ago
u give me jokes big man
Posted by lorenzo2007 4 months ago
na i dont think so
Posted by xxxweesamxxx 5 months ago
rock on dude!!!
Posted by captain_V_tank 5 months ago
ELAX??
Posted by ncarlsen 7 months ago
thanxs but no thanxs good luck with tha show
Posted by spongebob1 7 months ago
n go and find a bird man if thats what reali want yea there is sum 1 out there 4 every 1 even u
Posted by giggs00 7 months ago
not being nasy m8 but please shut the fuck yea not peoples falt ur fat is it its urs its prob nt even u anyway m8 n y tell people what ur shit cums out ur arse its fucking grose n u think u got a change wiv me girl jame j lol u got another thing cuming m8 k grow up m8 n get a life
Posted by giggs00 7 months ago
i like a bit of sirloin steak, or fillet, i'll give the scraps to my cat, i'm sure he'll find some stringy bit to chew on
Posted by Peanuts 7 months ago
You must be very hungry then cos I am breakfast, lunch and tea! I might even be a few leftovers to be heated in the microwave the next day. Which part of people do you particularly like to eat?
Posted by The_Large_Man 7 months ago
i just eat ppl on Islandoo, so watch out cos i'll eat u and spit out the bones
Posted by Peanuts 7 months ago
haha hey gorgeous....lol its not my room! mines pink,,,im stayin at my sisters lol...aww im sure ud b great in bed hehe x
Posted by Jaime_M 7 months ago
yeah she sharted on the front seat. all over his leather interior...
Posted by sior 7 months ago
you should get it on with the large lady. everyone knows u both have a fondness for one another. stop denying it and let this beautiful rmance flourish. im sure everyone else on the island is keen to see you two together. ;) xx
Posted by sior 7 months ago
it is me
Posted by THE_LARGE_LADY 7 months ago
wel that was good then cant let ya be stuck so do you ever meet any one from here coz i realy like you
Posted by THE_LARGE_LADY 7 months ago
ah cool. my mate had one of those. but his misses farted and the smell never went so he had it crushed
Posted by sior 7 months ago
good job there wasnt a ladyfriend in there eh!??!! what car was it? im assuming something large... a tank maybe?
Posted by sior 7 months ago
aww some times that happens to me!
Posted by THE_LARGE_LADY 7 months ago
how u doing today big guy?
Posted by sior 7 months ago
hi sexy how ru
Posted by THE_LARGE_LADY 7 months ago
your so big and cuddly you must pull all birds. do us a favour av 5 on cake hole
Posted by machine 7 months ago
Rabbit stew? Are you joking?! I don't think I want to eat rabbits... I think beached whales are fit, I'm sure any modelling agency would be lucky to have you! Do you know your vital statistics?
Posted by amy_bunny 7 months ago
how rude of them!!! u know wot im gonna protest and i wont go to pizza hut until they appologise to u haha xx
Posted by taniaza 7 months ago
actually im the girl in the pic and it is the guy from eastenders lol
Posted by charliexxx 7 months ago
a birds a bird i spose... like me mate once said back in Australia... want a bird with long legs go bang an emu!... well mate mayb ur going for the girls who dont like tree trunk treatment!... were u the one walking around tesco the other day naked?
Posted by Pommy 7 months ago
well aparantly on the recent fat man survey. 29.6% of women go for men for their folds!... soo mate u could well be in then... Did you once go as an extra in london zoo while one of the elephants was on sick leave?
Posted by Pommy 7 months ago
You still pretty much scare me.........
Posted by kayleighthomas 7 months ago
dont send me abusive messages like that either as private or public! jeez your fuct
Posted by OLD_GREGG 7 months ago
yeah very nice...
y wud u send sum1 that??
Posted by jenjxx 7 months ago
struth mate... Actually I just brought the "fat man wrench kit delux edition" off ebay, never know when it will come in handy!...Must be hard for ya... but harder for the person u fell on... mind you im sure they are never seen again!!
Posted by Pommy 7 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OR NOT
Posted by Kimberleigh 7 months ago
mate... fanned ya!
Posted by Pommy 7 months ago
Strangely enough, you pretty much scare me.
Posted by kayleighthomas 7 months ago
lol...topman!
Posted by sheehan48 7 months ago
ha ha yeah all the time
Posted by taniaza 7 months ago
Your very unlucky aren't you! Maybe you should get out a bit more cus your place must stink at the moment. I reckon you should go bust some moves on the dance floor?
Posted by Shaunybabe 7 months ago
soz 2 affend you but u aint my type..
Posted by Rugbylad20 7 months ago
I lost my penis in excess skin. If that counts?
Posted by mr_bliksem 7 months ago
Treats for the fatties....boink!
Posted by dj_geez_r 7 months ago
haha
Posted by princesslisa44 7 months ago
Well hasn't everyone? I once lost a cat to that, poor cat, all the other cats used to call him Fatcat, could'nt have been nice for him!
Posted by Shaunybabe 7 months ago
i have my photos up
Posted by THE_LARGE_LADY 7 months ago
lol, I read your profile and I don't think u qualify to join my island. sorry :)
Posted by Tess124 7 months ago
too funny!!!!!!!
Posted by heather_or 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA. Shit happens! Thats really unlucky, at least you got some dinner if you get hungry again? If not you could eat that dog for making you smell?
Posted by Shaunybabe 7 months ago
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