irishbobby (23, Taurus)

hey gorgeous... see you have become a fan of mine... welll gonna fan you right back.. take it easy xx

Posted by sonicgal about 1 year ago

Well I dont get collegen injections. I really loved rasberries aswell x x

Posted by tinkerbell0206 about 1 year ago

I really am!! They make my throat and my lips swell x

Posted by tinkerbell0206 about 1 year ago

Snow White was desperate for a fuck
She went to the woods to try her luck.

She'd almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage,
and went in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in seconds.
And she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarfs came marching in,
with a merry song and dance.

Snow White just stood there speechless,
and thought she was in heaven,
originally after one good shag,
But now she could have seven.

Straight away she took command,
"My fanny needs a lick!"
And when one dwarf moved forward,
She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick"

So down he went onto all fours,
and said "I ain't licking that",
"Not there, that is my arse-hole,
You DOPEY little brat!"

The next dwarf started blushing,
"Do we have to do it here?"
Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL,
Unless you're a fucking queer"

So reluctantly he whipped it out,
To prove he was no fool.
And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho".
As she rode upon his tool.

Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.
Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
and due to his impatience,
He couldn't raise a stiff.

"Relax, you GRUMPY bastard",
So he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his fucking load.

The next dwarf got a blow-job,
And she took him deep quite easy,
But she just avoided brain-damage,
When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

With three dwarfs left she turned and said,
"You're next, I want your knob!"
But no sooner than he had entered her,
And he was sleeping on the job.

"Wake up you SLEEPY bastard"
She wanted more from him.
And he woke with such excitement,
that he filled her hairy quim.

The next dwarf rammed his up her,
and shagged her fanny raw,
a dazed Snow White them whimpered.
"That should be against the law."

He made poor Snow White tremble,
He was so big and thick.
"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
With that fucking great big prick"

With one dwarf still remaining,
But feeling rather sore,
She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
My twat can't take no more!"

And so he put his tongue to work,
Where others had placed their cocks,
And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
She named the last dwarf DOC.

Now Snow White couldn't do much,
With all that cum inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
And filled it to the brim.

So there's the truth about the dwarfs,
and how they got their names,
by satisfying Miss Snow White,
and joining in her games.

There's one more thing you need to know,
And that's - What happened to that cup,
Well think of what you're drinking,
when you next buy 7-Up

Posted by Lady about 1 year ago

yeah and that is a painful memory that my phyciatrist told me to supress, i still cant walk properly

Posted by MrOshea about 1 year ago

hahaha yeah number 7 cracks me up too, ok just for you i will think up some dirty ones! lol cheers for my penny sweetheart! xxx

Posted by Lady about 1 year ago

i love it x

Posted by xstellax about 1 year ago

not got the luck or the irish then hun xx
hows ya day been ? xx

Posted by viccpo about 1 year ago

I GOT A SERIES OF JOKES FOR YA!
1] a man with 2 left feet went to the shoe shop coz he needed some new shoes, what did he come out with, only a pair of flip flips! lol
2] a man went into a chemist and said to the cashier i need 99 condoms, the cashier said 'FUCK ME' so the man said ok 100 then lol
3] Why did the lion get lost in the trees? coz jungle is massive lol
4] What did one eyeball say to the other? something between us smells! lol
5] What colour is a burp? Burple! lol
6] What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs! lol
7] Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to EuroDisney? She saw a sign saying: "EuroDisney Left!" so she went home! lol I HOPE I CAN HAVE 7 PENNIES NOW! ;) x

Posted by Lady about 1 year ago

Good luck hun - hope you get that audition! x

Posted by kellithebird about 1 year ago

u fink sooxxxx x

Posted by CheekiePixie about 1 year ago

cheers for the penny and yeah the joke was rubbish ha

Posted by Honeybun121 about 1 year ago

hey bobby wats poppin :)

Posted by lil_town_flirt about 1 year ago

A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.

The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.

The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.

The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles.

The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Scotsman smiled and said, "Ye can keep the damn egg!!"

Posted by abby1234519 about 1 year ago

hey
good luck with trying to get onto shipwrecked
what did u get upto today
if u have any spare pennys throw them mto your irish friend please
cheers smthee42

Posted by smthee42 about 1 year ago

good luck with the application! im campaignin 4 an irish islander this yr lol!!xx

Posted by sambucasam about 1 year ago

I know what ya mean getting an auditions never bin harder! heres a joke for ya there was an english man irsh man and scottish man there was a pub called the queens head the english man and the scottish man drunk their all the time the irsh man cam and was listerning the convo about them drinking at the pub down the road called the queens arms the irsh man said i had a drink the other day in london in the queens legs and it was very fishy ha ha not very funny wb

Posted by Honeybun121 about 1 year ago

ooo right well do tht jst for u!! xXx

Posted by PrincesSian about 1 year ago

knock knock

Posted by lady_bird about 1 year ago

trust me i am very crazy but not all the time lol...what the hell i am i just need to be rond people warm up then im gone lol...esap when drunk!

Posted by Levz about 1 year ago

hey another irish guy!!

Posted by andymcpanderson about 1 year ago

yeah i know and i dont have a ticket grrr but sure i'll prob be hungover anyway so i'll watch it on the couch! So where in Ireland are you from??

Posted by jplol about 1 year ago

were bouts ya from in irelant mate

Posted by steo about 1 year ago

Right...

Posted by sexy_sam85 about 1 year ago

could u have said crazy any more times in that sentence :P x

Posted by xXxAshleyxXx about 1 year ago

please give me a penny, i am very lonely and need lots of pennys to buy me a life xxx

Posted by twinkle3377 about 1 year ago

Hello mate!!

Be my mutual fan? Together we shall take over Shipwrecked & then the World!

Mwah ha ah ha!

:-D

Have u ever applied for the show before???

Good luck with the auditions buddy! :-)

Posted by Yiaggi about 1 year ago

good luck
xxxx

Posted by XJayminiX about 1 year ago

good luck
xxxx

Posted by XJayminiX about 1 year ago

good luck
xxxx

Posted by XJayminiX about 1 year ago

lol well hello there... ;) wots the craic wit ya??? :P xo

Posted by BlondeTasha21 about 1 year ago

hus that?
x x x

Posted by meydras about 1 year ago

what? who is? x

Posted by xHaylzeex about 1 year ago

so irish boy! u proud to be irish?

Posted by Zola_s about 1 year ago

hahaha cuz ive been on here for months anfd months haha ill put some info up in a minute u alright x

Posted by WoopsyDaisy about 1 year ago

hey! Hows it goin?

Posted by Nomad about 1 year ago

love the shirt!

Posted by darth_peanut about 1 year ago

hiya, and how are you today?

Posted by FIF about 1 year ago

love ya TSHIRT, that deserves a fan xx

Posted by solitaire789 about 1 year ago

hey chick pea!! thanks for the fan!!!! hows you? xXx

Posted by clairey about 1 year ago

hey cutie, how r u?x

Posted by fallen_angel about 1 year ago

Hola Bobby!
Mwah!
xxx

Posted by ChuckNorris about 1 year ago

have a fan. x

Posted by ambare04 about 1 year ago

heydiho chappyo

Posted by fatfati about 1 year ago

Hahaha, because there sooo cute! and its a childhood dream to be a dolphin trainer!!
what is it about irish bobby that everyone wants to travel the world?!
xx

Posted by fabienne_m about 1 year ago

Love ur profile and ur t-shirt i would to!!! fanned u happy new yr mwah xxx

Posted by DaisyRock about 1 year ago

whooop! its total raves. i assume your a fellow shower singer?
xx

Posted by fabienne_m about 1 year ago

thanks for the fan babes faned ya bk...... tag me wud like to know wat u fink of me!!!...x

Posted by x_Rudy_x about 1 year ago

Cheers for fanning me mate

Posted by Scotland300 about 1 year ago

hey thanks for the fan you can have one back darling! xx

Posted by annie22 about 1 year ago