cause you are the most special, most beautiful, most sexy, funniest, cutest, loveliest lady that ever has or will exist xxx and i totally adore you xxxx
Duh!!! Because if you I have a Penny, and Chuck Norris has a penny, Chuck Norris has more pennies than me!!!
ZING!!!
High fives all round til your palms are numb and touching yourself feels somewhat erotic!!!
ChuckNorris has been given 65 magic pennies
For bein so gorgeous my knees tremble! lol xxx
By Sheyja about 1 year
heres a penny for u have fun with it :)
By jonny5 about 1 year
Because I just farted in my boss' office, and now I'm all happy.
By Supaming about 1 year
Your jokes are shit but you are mega sexy so heres a penny! Keep the change you filthy animal....XXX
By dj_geez_r about 1 year
CAUSE UR EXTREMELY CUTE AND YOU LOVE SMOOCHES XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
By JackMac66 about 1 year
How generous am i !xxx
By Travis4231 about 1 year
because we share a bond. a labyrinth connection. x
By Garth_Elgar about 1 year
Here you go my lovely! Pennies galore for you! And just cos you are pretty f**kin cool xx mwah xx
By Emma_Ako about 1 year
And a pennie to you dame Biyach!!!
By Joe1John about 1 year
X-MWAH-X
By Millionaire about 1 year
cause you are the most special, most beautiful, most sexy, funniest, cutest, loveliest lady that ever has or will exist xxx and i totally adore you xxxx
By apey about 1 year
because you gave me my first gift! and your funny! x
By Jensen_A about 1 year
because one jsut isnt enough your far too precious xxx
By apey about 1 year
here's a penny for your next tattoo
By MONKEYNUTS84 about 1 year
Because ur Chuck Norris of course!!! hahaha xxx
By Lady about 1 year
this is for one hell of a night, i didn't want to just leave it by the bed incase the cleaner came in and stole it :/
By Pabl0 about 1 year
Penny for the guy? Go watch V for Vendetta.
By mr_bliksem about 1 year
FOR WINNING THE LONDON MARATHON.
By mr_bliksem about 1 year
Hey, can I borrow your needle? My one snapped...
By mr_bliksem about 1 year
I hope this makes the 6am start that little bit shinier.
By mr_bliksem about 1 year
How much chuck would a chuck wood wood if a chuck wood could wood chuck?
By mr_bliksem about 1 year
Bribary gets you everything you want!! Now tell me all the goss....!!!
By Lanky about 1 year
Have a penny, it can go towards a pint of thatchers. us brizzle lot need to stick together.
By wescunry about 1 year
Duh!!! Because if you I have a Penny, and Chuck Norris has a penny, Chuck Norris has more pennies than me!!! ZING!!! High fives all round til your palms are numb and touching yourself feels somewhat erotic!!!
By Rickie_A about 1 year
you can have this because i don't know where it came from, so if the cops show up warn a brutha!!
By Pabl0 about 1 year
JOHN LOCKE would slay CHUCK NORRIS!!
By TeamRehab about 1 year
For my beautiful wife to be! x
By Sean_Lonsdale about 1 year
for my fellow Fraggler - cus i'd be so much more bored at work with out the chit chat x
By CinderEllie about 1 year
Cos I think you're one sexy beaaaaatttchhhh!! XXX
By Scotland300 about 1 year
Got pennies to give! So here ya are!
By Emma_Ako about 1 year
!!xxxMWAHxxx!!
By Millionaire about 1 year
This is a deposit towards my new home! Let me know when I can move in....We can have an island warming party xxx
By Lanky about 1 year
4 the mutual love of lionel richtea
By elmez about 1 year
ha ha! I'm sneaky sneaky!
By Jensen_A about 1 year
By mikeyabt about 1 year
I realise this isnt quite as exciting as i made out!!
By Rob1983 about 1 year
Alreet nob jockey! shazam, a penny pour vous, pulled from behind your ear in a magical fashion.
By Spen about 1 year
coz i can
By jayadams about 1 year
By jayadams about 1 year
By jayadams about 1 year
By jayadams about 1 year
By jayadams about 1 year
By jayadams about 1 year
By jayadams about 1 year
coz im fucking ace
By The_Viking about 1 year
coz Jay and the viking are the best looking guys on here
By Iceman about 1 year
10 pennies is better than 9.
By gilboy about 1 year
x !!! because i want to !!! x
By Adam_Bang about 1 year
for fisting granny :)
By danielmusic about 1 year
don't spend it all at once x
By DAN_DA_DAN about 1 year
hi huni i got given a penny n asked to decide who should have it so i thought of u x
By Tony_2210 about 1 year
good luck
By sam_barham about 1 year
for being creepy and keeping you up
By danielmusic about 1 year
for being chuck norris, bring back the beard!!!!
By jammin06 about 1 year
Just for you! Cos your currently in the running for the comp of winning an audition!
By Emma_Ako about 1 year
noel told me he wanted you to have this, as he was undressing out of that damn bear costume. enjoy. x
By Beek about 1 year
thanks for the message, i give a penny
By latinagirl about 1 year
for everything wrong - < people keep giving me these damn things - you have it wooden teeth!!!
By danielmusic about 1 year
so u can buy subway instead of eatin it out of the bin! =0
By flapjackano about 1 year
YOUR QUESTION OF THE WEEK IS OUTDATED!
By mr_bliksem 11 months
for bikes, pink couches, tents and 9 songs. also mad mice. love those rude little fuckers
By danielmusic 11 months
Did you know that, unlike other cats, tigers enjoy swimming?
By mr_bliksem 11 months
go buy another bumhole
By The_Viking 10 months
long time no speak, enjoy da penny! x
By Emma_Ako 9 months
Present for ya :)
By Abandon 9 months