What I am brilliant at

loving people. thats why i'm going to be a nurse. i love everyone and think hate is a wasted emotion who wants to die unhappy? and you could die at anytime right?oh and i'm very flexible-see pics!

What I'd like to change about myself

i already had my boobs done, i'd like to change my frustration aty bad spellers/ grammar usage!i guess they will never put me on telly cuz i'm far too nice and intelligent.I will change the world with my smile one day. i'd like to change the fact everyone bangs on about sex and sexuality and how much sex they've had with who and where. even me. I just think making friends requires more talent xxx

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

slept with my ex's brother. worst thing is- i still knida like him. didn't tell my parents bout the boobs til the day i had them done!also won a prize for the best fake orgasm!actually i don't know if thats such a good thing to write!i also went skinny dipping, blind drunk in ibiza on my own while all my mates sat and watched.actually thats more stupid naughtiness. i'm so useless at this!

Scared of

pulling the legs off insects. I'm not scared of any insect, not even spiders and i'd let them crawl all over me but if i just had a spiders leg on me i would freak.oh and i don't want them crawling in my ears either.

Happiest when

drinking wine with my mates, when i'm in fancy dress and when my neice is talking to me about her day and how her daddy hates work.

notes to self

please try to be patient with those people who find it easy to write in text format and hence leave you starnded at the computer for hours at a time to decipher their emails/profiles grrrrrrrrr. stop talking to yourself, nah this is always fun. maybe they have already rejected you for being too damn nice, maybe they don't think they can manipulate me enough! hah hah haaaaaa!

Hometown

Nottingham

Occupation

Student nurse

Relationship status

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