Favourite Skill

Manipulation! dont be fooled my little girly sweet stare...you will get played! dont get scared...you wont feel a thing! Xx LOL

The embarrassing world of Lisa!

ok so the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to me...there has been a few but the most recent....happened over a year ago: i had a large amount of money to put into my bank account so i put it in one of the plastic wallet thingys..you know that you put A4 documents in. anyway...off i went to the bank (at lunch time) as i hand over the money in the plastic wallet i realised that something is stuck to it (at this point pure horror must have struck my face cos the banker looked at me then down to the thing that was stuck on it)...he picked it off and threw it in the bin. the " thing" was a sanitary pad like a thin one (damn Bodyform) that had come unwrapped in my bag and became attached to the plastic wallet. even though it was obviously un-used (LOL i mean how sick...maybe some women do carry used ones round with them...they should be imprisoned) i still felt like dying into some liquid acid like on "who shot roger rabbit"

Scared of

Daddy long legs...what is the point of them. i get spiders and i get flys but WTF is a daddy long legs? i hate them, esp the ones with the spiky ding-a-lings!

Hometown

The incestious town of Welwyn Garden City, Herts. thank god my mum brought new blood into the town! YAY!

Occupation

Graduate but doing a doss temp job till May!

Relationship status

Single

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