Dear friend, PENNILESS?BROKE?INSOLVENT? NOT ANY MORE!! I WANT TO MAKE YOU RICH!! We all dream of owning an island,who doesn't? but what about those day to day expensives like buying your buddy a BEER?...
Dear friend, PENNILESS?BROKE?INSOLVENT? NOT ANY MORE!! I WANT TO MAKE YOU RICH!! We all dream of owning an island,who doesn't? but what about those day to day expensives like buying your buddy a BEER? Welcome to BILKOS world famous patented MONEY RHOMBUS!! Unlike CRASS USELESS PYRAMID SCHEMES, THE BILKO MONEY RHOMBUS REALLY WORKS!!! LAST YEAR our TURNOVER was 4 TRILLION DOLLARS!!!!! JUST SEND ME 1 PENNY FOR A FREE NO OBLIGATION INFORMATION PACK! OR PASS ON THIS EMAIL THANKS
Alright, Slags.
I'm Ben, I still work in a dead end job doing stupidly long hours for peanuts. I need a tan and need to get away from my job and meet new folks. Oh yeah, i'm not as big an idiot as i look in the picture! Honest.
Sarcasm. Lowest form of wit my arse. People who say that just don't understand it. Talking about random stuff too, i know all sorts of useless crap.
Best song lyrics ever
Well done Jack, Glug down that cider, you're right she's a slut and you never fuckin liked her - Jamie T-Sheila.
MY DADDY WAS A BANKROBBER,
BUT HE NEVER HURT NOBODY,
HE JUST LOVED TO LIVE THAT WAY,
AND HE LOVED TO STEAL YOUR MONEY - The Clash-Bankrobber.
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike - Meatloaf-Bat Out Of Hell
Daddy or Chips?
It's a close call but i'd have to say Daddy. unless theres bread and butter so i could make a chip buttie.
then i may have to re-think my answer.
Best superpower to have
The ability to stop time. Think about it, you could do pretty much anything and go anywhere! can't beat that.
Happiest when
I'm out and about with friends, they're an awesome bunch.
Top 5 Songs and movies ever(at the moment at least)
Songs-
5- Redemption Song - Bob Marley.
4- Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash.
3- Straight to Hell - The Clash.
2- Motorcycle Emptyness - Manic Street Preachers.
1- Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Movies-
5- The Usual Suspects.
4- Raiders Of The Lost Ark.
3- The Italian Job (not the Marky Mark One).
2- The Blues Brothers.
1- Jaws.
Comments (58) refresh
2 posts
Hey sexy x
By Steffiejade 10 months ago
18 posts
aww thanks babe thats really nice of u to say xx
By sexylea81 10 months ago
18 posts
hiya babe havent spoke to u in like forever how r u ? xx mwah xx
By sexylea81 10 months ago
2 posts
hey how's u? good luck with ur application, u look like a gud guy to be stuck on an island with! x
By birmbeachbabe about 1 year ago
2 posts
haha well what can i say i work a tash very well!! x
By kayleighleanne about 1 year ago
5 posts
i will go do water colors now
By OLD_GREGG about 1 year ago
5 posts
do u like baileys?
By OLD_GREGG about 1 year ago
5 posts
ah yes it is so - but i lov howard
By OLD_GREGG about 1 year ago
7 posts
alright I'll let it go this time but only because I'm worried you might kill me with some sort of pastery
By BILKO about 1 year ago
7 posts
NOT EVEN A RUNNER UP PRIZE? like a book-token or something..
By BILKO about 1 year ago
7 posts
my dog died....my car broke down.........i have an ill mother....THE N.H.S WON'T PAY FOR MY BRAIN MEDICINE ANYMORE...
By BILKO about 1 year ago
7 posts
Dear friend, PENNILESS?BROKE?INSOLVENT? NOT ANY MORE!! I WANT TO MAKE YOU RICH!! We all dream of owning an island,who doesn't? but what about those day to day expensives like buying your buddy a BEER?...
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By BILKO about 1 year ago