So, whats odd about you dean?

well imaginary councellor, theres many thigs that intrigue the public about me! rite, i live in a large house with my uncle and aunt-so large it has 13 bedrooms infact! i live near a small river and there is a mob of around 12 ducks that follow me whenever i leave the house-once they did come into the house where they were kindly escorted out by the dog who didnt knw what she was doing, these ducks are known as 'the allen', i have extremely flexible fingers, one ear sticks out a touch more than the other-althou not noticeable to the naked eye, my brother has webbed feet, i have a tendency to finish a nite out with getting naked with my friends-thats me getting naked and them not! i just feel extremely comfortable with my my body and would like to share it with the world!, my knees bend backwads which earnt me the title 'banana legs' at school, i love dressing up for themed nites out-so far ive been: a daffodil, a fairy prince, gay man (superhero), fame costume, countless nites of flourescent face paints, a strawberry, a 1940's refugee boy.

and dean, tell me a bit about yourself.

well, geophrey-can i call u geophrey? im a crazy little homo bean with banana legs from sunny lichfield! life is sweet at the mo, i live in a big big house (but please dont take that as im rich, my uncle and aunty are rich, i am merely bumming off them for a wile. im as honest and open as they come. i love to av a giggle, i go to extremes to cheer ppl up. quite recently iv had a big getting naked fetish goin on! do it wen i can and where i can-the last time was doing kartwheels round a criket pitch at 4am. i fooshing love my friends and they mean a great deal to me! wouldnt swap them for all the nuts in bombay! i currently have 2 jobs, im a bar man, and then other, well the title is pen picker! ask away wot that means! im a gay from planet homo-but i assure you im not th average gay! im not camp or bitchy or any of the typical gay attributions! just your average straight acting gay! woop woop!

so dean, lets talk about your family!

oh dear! well fake counsillor person! that is a story! my mar n par split wen i was 8 n i never saw my dad since (aparently i wouldnt want to) and i am 1 of 5 siblings! youngest - oldest with descriptions: jessica. 16 has the attitude of avril in the early days times 10, i dont like her friends and she doesnt like me for not liking her friends! har! and she cried when i said i was gay! makes me chuckle! me 20 the best of the bunch! adam, 21, the black sheep of the family for a wile but has near enough straightend himself out he was in prison and into drugs but the lad has learnt the errors of his ways! bless his cottons! jamie, 25, mardy git i call him! never does anything and i mean ANYTHING!!!! and finally anna 32, in competition with me for the best of the bunch title! iv held it for 5 years running! haha! shes amazing, so similar to me even theough we didnt see each other growning up, odd! we always say that we are twins, i just held on tight to them ovaries for a good 12 years!

your fears dean?

spiders! i was tortured with them by my evil older brothers as a child! and clowns, but i doubt ill meet many of them on the island!

any life mottos?

well, whenever things start getin too much for me, i say in my head 'life is made up of your own perception, so percieve it well' so simple yet so effective! i smile every time!

and finally, could you tell me a funny story about you?

ok, but this is one of those embaressing stories from childhood! so i was very young, and my brother adam used to get me into trouble! all us boys shared a room! me and adam in the bunk beds and jamie in the single at the foot of the bunkbed! so my brother adam wakes me up one night and gets me on the top bunk! hes been busy in the night tying dressing gown ropes together! so i get my instructions-'go down to jamies bed with the ropes, and tie it round his willy!' 'no' i say, but adam assures me he will find it funny so i trundle off and do the job! then adam has the rope up over the foot of the top bunk! and he says 'ok, after three, pull!' so we do the countdown and hoist my eldest brother out of the bed my his todger! of course there were screams and in comes my mother to this sight! she went mental and thought us kids had summin rong with us! haha well actually perhaps we do! haha

Hometown

lichfield (birmingham)

Occupation

Captain Spunkynuts, saviour of the universe!

Relationship status

single and looking!

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