What I am brilliant at

Making mashed potato. Seriously, I can make a mean mash. Lots of cheese, loads and loads of butter and cream. Its a calorific surprise! Also, I am a pro at finding parties. I can literally find/invite myself back to a party everytime I go out. Even if I dont know anyone. For a party animal like myself, I consider this to be an essential skill. Even if the people at the house may be unaware that they want me there, deep down, they really do. One last 'thumbs up' for Rebecca, is my ability to make people laugh with my stupidity. My lack of common sense provides hours of abuse from others but also entertainment. Thats fine. I aim to be entertaining. Plus, when you laugh at me, I wont leave your house, thats much more entertaining for me, as I don't believe in silent time. Its fun time, all the time. Thats just me.

What I'd like to change about myself

I would have bigger boobs. Much bigger. Big enough to balance cups on. Yep, its sad. But yep its true. I would get them, then try different cups for balancing. From a teeny tiny egg cup, to a mass huge watering can size cup. Fun Fun Fun.

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

Drove my friends families car into a river by accident. Then laughed. It was wrote off and he had to say it was him so he could claim on the insurance. We dont really speak much anymore, tends to add a frosty layer onto the relationship when you not only do it, but continue to laugh hysterically for a while afterwards. Boo Hoo.

Scared of

Losing my voice.....nothing is scarier. Ok, agreed, this may be others greatest wish for me to lose my voice, but for me......I'm terrified.

Happiest when

Talking to strangers. People arent prepared for me. Its funny. I think and other people think, I look fairly "normal". People come and talk to me. I scare them with the amount of pointless conversation I have to offer. They feel too polite to leave = I'm happy and amused.

Favourite music, movie, magazine

My ideal song starts with Rnb, then has some country, bit of ragga, then some electric guitar topped off with a sprinkle of happy hardcore and a dollop of cheesey cheese pop. Bit of everything then really! My all time favourite movie is Dirty Dancing. Typical yes, but thats because its almost as inspiring as shakespeare! And my favourite magazine is woman and home. hee hee. I love reading about clutter solutions and recipes. I'm an oddbag, but it keeps me happy.

Hometown

Living In Cardiff. This is now my home!

Occupation

Being me / working for British Gas now.

Relationship status

Freshly Single = a crazy ass lunatic

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