Favourite smell

washing powder, oh smell the clean goodness, and inhale 1,2,3 and out 1,2,3. (liquid ones are best to sniff as i find the powders go up your nose and make you sneeze, take it from an expert)

Favourite food

cauilflour cheese inside a yorkshire pudding, dont knock it till you try it, creme brulee, jaffa cakes, cookie dough ice cream and carrot cake, not all together of course that would be just wrong.

Favourite drink

Caipirinha cocktail or vodka, lemonade and lime, no more lime, no still more, i said it needs more lime, thats it baby, oh lime it up, you got to lime it up.

Most attractive feature in opposite sex

hairy Knuckles, multi coloured dreadlocks, large......... wallet, vast amount of tattoos, white pasty skin and no teeth. oh wait i forgot hairy back and shoulders.

Favourite body part

my right ring finger is rather cool. it is all bendy and wonky, also my right ankle from where i was run over on my 18th birthday. wait can i have my ears too, i am missing a bit from my right ear, i dont like my left side of my body.

Why pick me?

Why not give someone who isn't a model a chance. Someone who will relish the opportunity of a once in a life time situation and take it with both hands and enjoy every minute to the fullest. There isn’t anyone else that would enjoy it as much as me. Don’t believe me, why not pick me and see.

Hometown

hertfordshire

Occupation

retail monkey

Relationship status

Its complicated

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