T4 OPEN AUDITIONS FOR AN EXCITING NEW REALITY TV SHOW What makes you attractive? Your looks? Your brains? Your humour? Your job? Fancy winning £10,000? GLASGOW 15th AUGUST AUDITIONS – ...
T4 OPEN AUDITIONS FOR AN EXCITING NEW REALITY TV SHOW What makes you attractive? Your looks? Your brains? Your humour? Your job? Fancy winning £10,000? GLASGOW 15th AUGUST AUDITIONS – LANGS HOTEL, 2 PORT DUNDAS PLACE, GLASGOW, G2 3LD (FROM 4-9pm) If you have an attractive quality, are aged 18-25 and are available end of August and all of September then get to our auditions. Alternatively apply here www.channel4.com/entertainment/t4/ stars/newshow.html or email beautifulpeople@tigeraspect.co.uk for more information. thanks
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergea...
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
Hello! It's friday and I'm bored, and since I didn't make it on to the Penny leader board, I thought I would ask my fans to leave me a nice tag instead! Hope you all have a fun-filled weekend x
ISLANDOO PARTY IN LIVERPOOL People of Islandoo the new season of Islandoo PArties is on us already. The city that has brought you the Beatles, shell suits and bad hair cuts invites u to a weekender ...
ISLANDOO PARTY IN LIVERPOOL People of Islandoo the new season of Islandoo PArties is on us already. The city that has brought you the Beatles, shell suits and bad hair cuts invites u to a weekender on the 13th - 15th of July. More information www.islandoo.com/account/user_page /33781 Reply if ur interested
*COUGH!* Look over here!!! How would you like an invitation to the pants party? U know! The party... with the pants... the pants party... with the pants...and the party...
I'm really good at wasting time! For example i'm filling this out at work when I could be doing what i'm paid to do! But thats just stupid! So id say time wasting is what im good at! But i just see that as spending a lot of time on summit! Im just passionate and wana give a lot of attention to what im doing! Im ace at tennis on Wii Sports!
If ur wanting the sensible answer tho then id say im a good team player, never take myself too seriously and can get along with most people. I always like a good challenge! Me and Anika are like 'that'!
What I'd like to change about myself
At the risk of sounding big headed, i wouldnt change anything! If i really didnt like summit id have changed it by now! Maybe my love handles and J.Lo booty if i had to pick sumthng!
Naughtiest thing I've ever done
Naughty u say?! Absolutely nothing! I'm a good boy! Need to get on this damn island and let myself loose me thinks!
Scared of
Nothing! Grrr!
Happiest when
Really just hanging with my mates and the girlfriend! Its good to catch up with them as we dont see each other too much, my friends i mean, so i tend to over-indulge on too many Appletini's! (thank you Zach Braff!)
Favourite music, movie, magazine
Favourite music is the type that comes on CD! I hate those bloody tapes! Rewind...Fast Forward...Rewind...Fast Forward...Rewind...Fast Forward...! Its a never ending cycle! But when I finally get the tunes I want, its usually a bit of cheesy dance, or some house tunes, or even some Michael Jackson! Basically anything I can dance to is good for me!
When it comes to movie-picture-films it can only be comedy! Can you laugh out loud when ur on ur own? I find im the only one who can! I just love to laugh and enjoy myself! Give me some Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler any day!
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T4 OPEN AUDITIONS FOR AN EXCITING NEW REALITY TV SHOW What makes you attractive? Your looks? Your brains? Your humour? Your job? Fancy winning £10,000? GLASGOW 15th AUGUST AUDITIONS – ...
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By neiltiger 9 months ago
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergea...
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By abby1234519 10 months ago
Hello! It's friday and I'm bored, and since I didn't make it on to the Penny leader board, I thought I would ask my fans to leave me a nice tag instead! Hope you all have a fun-filled weekend x
By ells22 10 months ago
3 posts
no probs mate, ya know you must like UFC? if im wrong, ill feel like such a twat.
By gavinirish 11 months ago
3 posts
scotish legend, fanned you mate, from irish myself, go on the celts
By gavinirish 11 months ago
5 posts
the gun show?
By andymcpanderson 11 months ago
5 posts
ha wud love to party in ur pants!! lol
By andymcpanderson 11 months ago
5 posts
the pants party? lol
By andymcpanderson 11 months ago
ISLANDOO PARTY IN LIVERPOOL People of Islandoo the new season of Islandoo PArties is on us already. The city that has brought you the Beatles, shell suits and bad hair cuts invites u to a weekender ...
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By happydays 11 months ago
3 posts
i no there both so luvly
By Deb_star_debs 11 months ago
3 posts
i no there both so luvly
By Deb_star_debs 11 months ago
2 posts
Cheers!x
By Sachi 11 months ago