Things that make me want to growl...

When the heavens decide to open on me and my white linen trousers...my ice cream scoop being demolished by the resident seagull...friends who think that bitching behind other friends backs is 'standard proceedure'...when the heel of my shoe gets stuck between the pavement slabs and abandons my feet infront many hunky men...the sound of my alarm clock....cold and wet weather (I still don't think I was born for these climates!!)...superficial people...people who get a kick out of upsetting others...my debit card being rejected (how embarrasing!!)...falling over in mud (it happens more often than you would think...not that i'm clumsy or anything!!)...spilling my cup of tea...burning my dinner (i'm not much of a cook, lets say...!!)

Things that make me chuckle out loud...

Dodgy barnets...increadibly boring films such as Meet Joe Black (yawn)...parents failing to control their miss-behaving child in public (it can be quiet amusing to see the child have one up on the parents!)...people who resemble their dogs... speedos...belly flops in swimming pools...avid merrion...ankle flappers...girls with long fake nails (Stacey Slater style)...perma-tanned men...jumping in puddles...the not knowing what i'm going to be doing this time next year...two grannies having a full blown argument (I have witnessed this, it was hilarious...it had to get broken up when it got heated and brollies got involved!!)

I am most simular to...

A modern day Julie Andrews...I frequently burst out in song and do like to have the occasional dance in a random location! Such as walking down the street...or in a supermarket...I say its character building!! I am also a dab hand at producing multiple strange and exciting objects from my very teeny hand bag. Last, but of course not least, I really do believe that a cup of tea solves everything. Being the optimistic, fun loving and musically gifted (well...maybe not so gifted...!!) person that I am, I think I would fit into the role of Mary Poppins just perfectly! Or Maria...or ummm...Fionas mother from Shrek...!! Im just a singinging senseation...really i am!!!

Scared of...

Seagulls...they detect fear. Then home in on their targets. Usually me. Wasps...how annoying are they!! They won't leave me or my food alone. Resulting in me getting stung. Grrr! Useless insect! Chalk...the stuff makes me shudder. Jelly fish...Never have I come across one (...yet...) but they really creep me out. The prospect of having someone having to pee on me scares me more though. Yuck. Boy-racers...why...just whhhhhhy would someone want to make their car look like that. Their glares scare me too... Sushi...it looks sick and smells sick. Blugh. Leaving the room with my skirt tucked into my pants...you may laugh, but its happened to me many times before. Unfortunatly.

Happiest when...

Me and a biiig bag of Kettle Chips are at one again...i'm driving the sunny road to the sound of my music with my windows down...sitting a park bench eating fish and chips...my car decides that she will not give me any grief for the day....having a bonfire on the beach with a bottle of vino and a hotdog...knowing that i've helped my friends in some way...feeling the sand between on toes on a walk along the beach...lying on the beach on a warm summers day...wearing pretty summer dresses at garden parties...reading about fat celebrities in gossip magazines (hehehe, we all love to do it!!!)...wearing my ugg booties...eating a biiiiiig bowl of noodles...i'm around my buddies!

Favorite music...

Hmm well to be honest, I like more or less anything...but I do sway towards the girly pop/rnb types! I can have a good boogie to Nelly Furtardo and Rhianna...I like to chill out listening to Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse...I like to drive to The Kooks and The Killers...I like to turn off Scoot...and last, but not least, I find inspiration and motivation from Black Lace...hehee...Agaaaaaaado-do-do!!

Hometown

Bath Baby!

Occupation

Monkey trainer...!!

Relationship status

In a relationship

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