Chuck, i need you to kill some one for me! Theres this pensioner down the road, called me all sorts of names the other day, shes got this dog though, Yorkshire terrier, barks a lot! Can u sort it?
Chuck, i've got a sword or two and a few tricks up my ragged sleeves, so if ya need a partner in crime - albeit an unlikely pair - i'm here for you so we can kick ass. xax
I'm Chuck Fucking Norris. I've had sex with you, your family and then I brand my cattle. I demand your pennies to build the ultimate island in honor of me.
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7 posts
chuck i hear u counted 2 infinity...twice
By kuje_baby about 1 year ago
35 posts
Chuck, theres talk of a Terminator 4 film being made, will u be starring in it?
By dj_geez_r about 1 year ago
4 posts
OOOOH I know, I know. (nods sagely)
By ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
4 posts
And stroke our luxurious ginger beards!
By ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
4 posts
Indeed he does! I'll admit ur superiority and be ur little chuck minion! ;0)
By ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
4 posts
AHHHH THERE ANOTHER ONE!!!!!
By ChuckNorris about 1 year ago
35 posts
Chuck, i need you to kill some one for me! Theres this pensioner down the road, called me all sorts of names the other day, shes got this dog though, Yorkshire terrier, barks a lot! Can u sort it?
By dj_geez_r about 1 year ago
Chuck, i've got a sword or two and a few tricks up my ragged sleeves, so if ya need a partner in crime - albeit an unlikely pair - i'm here for you so we can kick ass. xax
By lost_at_sea about 1 year ago
hi. hows u?
By krazykatie54 about 1 year ago
2 posts
hey at least i got a vid
By pemz about 1 year ago
chuck i love it when you roundhouse kick! instead of having a normal child birth, chuck decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb! u sick mofo!
By stridermatt1 about 1 year ago
2 posts
Naughty Chuck Norris!
By Tequilawhore about 1 year ago