Two deaf people get married During the first week of marriage, theyfind that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out,since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-r...
Two deaf people get married During the first week of marriage, theyfind that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out,since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read. Afterseveral nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figuresout a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want tohave sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don'twant to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times. The husband thinks this is a greatidea. He suggests to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, "reachover and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, pull on mypenis two hundred and fifty times."
Hi Guys! We're havin the next game of Islandoo Hide and Seek next Wed at 6:30pm if you fancy joinin us I've edited my profile to fit in the rules, I promise it's a great laugh!
Freddie Mercury - he's been my idol forever! the blokes sheer genious!
Ant and Dec - (yes theyre classed as one person!) i'd quite like to just make friends with them!
Hugo Ball - get some performative shit going down after pudding!
happiest when....
snoozing in my bed, few fairy lights on big glass of juice and loads of pillows!!
abit about myself....
jus finished uni, applied for this last year wasnt too successful giving it another bash this year cos cant really think of anythin else to do just yet! im not the craaaaazy 'whacky' applicant jus waiting for their break but wud love the chance to test myself out there see how much i can take and have a bloody great time doin it
annoyed the most...
when idiots dont listen to what you say properly! and proceed to argue pointlessly!
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hey there hows things?
By smthee42 10 months ago
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hey there good luck with trying to get onto shipwrecked what did u get upto today if u have any spare pennys throw them my way please love smthee42
By smthee42 about 1 year ago
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hello darking im good thanks how are you?>
By nik_libertine about 1 year ago
Two deaf people get married During the first week of marriage, theyfind that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out,since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-r...
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By kutekirstey about 1 year ago
hi there im thorny good luck on hear look me up for a chatt im not as sceary as i look honest lol
By thorny about 1 year ago
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By bellomatic about 1 year ago
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hello fan just wanna get back in touch with all my fans to find out whos still left on here so knock knock u there?
By junglejohn about 1 year ago
Hi Guys! We're havin the next game of Islandoo Hide and Seek next Wed at 6:30pm if you fancy joinin us I've edited my profile to fit in the rules, I promise it's a great laugh!
By Riana about 1 year ago
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hello u mad hatter howve u been get in touch x x
By junglejohn about 1 year ago
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heya hows u been? x
By Arrow24 about 1 year ago
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?
By durston about 1 year ago
Loving the picture..... im a fan!
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