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Update: Ok just got back from a nice work trip to Toronto, was awesome. Sadly all the clubs and bars close at like 2.30am which is a whopper of a change from the UK, so randomly we ended up in 5 guys rooms from New York who were there on a bachelor party......aaanyway i'll stop that one there lol. I also choked on some chowder power in the cafe, i thought i ws goin to die then some Canadian women gave me a relaity check by tellin me to be a man. EAK! scary lady heal!!! Now I'm back in the UK and got a 21st birthday party in the city tonight, can't wait more Blue Lagoons i think. Whoop whoop. Over and out!

Most embarrassing moment?

I met the Queen in Stafford this year to mark the towns 800th celebration. The Queen came around and it was my job to welcome her to the town (honoury thing). OMG!! I was so flued up and I couldn't speak properly at all! She came round and spoke to us all. As she got to me I started rememberring an earlier joke someone had told me about the Royal Family but was trying reeeeally hard not to laugh. I was biting my cheeks to stop myself from laughing in her face. As she shook my hand (my cheeks so sore) I laughed with my mouth closed and a big snot bubble followed by a long greeny which came out my nose. She did the typical thing of dropping my hand. The whole area laughed and people took photos, I was soooooo embarrassed. I wanted to die!! Her guard had to give me a tissue. I was dreading watchingt he news just incase, however the student union made a nice feature of it!!!

Favourite bodily function?

Weeing. WOW how amazing is it to have a good wee? Like you have been waiting for ages go to the loo especially on your way back from the pub and you just bomb to the toilet and let loose in the pan ha ha. I especially love the 'xciting wee's where you have to hold on to the wall whilst arrrrghing LOL!

Scared of?

Heights eeeeak! Spiders eeeeeak (but Is till wanna be shipwrecked) and erm this lad called Dave who lives 3 streets away, omg he like skips to the shops and back and he's 20 :-s. He's not even mentally 'challeneged' or even semi 'challeneged'. Right ok I see him every morning as I go to work. He goes to the shop to collect his newspaper and skips all the way like a girl. Is that really normal. Get him on Shipwrecked and let me sort it out!........ ...Oh yeah also scared of public toilets. I hate pooing in a public convenience HA HA!!! Seriously don't know what it is but i'd rather hold myself LOL! Gonna be a painful stint ont he island ha ha ha. OH yeah and the long drop. Hate pooing in public.....begins to whimper. But so will if I have to!

thinsg I like to do when I feel naughty!

As you can imagine working a night flight is really boring because people just go to sleep and I'm wide awake. Sooooooooo I have to entertain myself and the crew with naughtyness. One of my favourite night flight games is called POKE 'N' BLOW - Involves poking sleeping passengers to wake them up before running off or blowin in their nose or ears to make them flinch. Sometimes it's funny to wake them and just wait with a silly excuse like would you like to know the time Sir? or we have 2hrs 35mins to land just thought you'd like to know........now you have to understand if ANYONE did this to me as a passenger I'd probably be arrested for murder, but you have to understand we need occupying onboard.....and I wonder why they tell me off so much at work he he.

What being 'Shipwrecked' would mean to me.

Basically it would mean everything because although I really wanna go out there and have a good laugh and enjoy the full experience. I want to also experience many things personally. If I wanted to go crabbing or fishing i'd go down to Newquay harbour, but on the islands it's so much more than that it's being self sufficient and all about having to survive on this with the 'need' for other peoples help - you have to get along to a degree - no issues, it's easy that's me anyway! But also I want to be whisked back to hsitory in some strange way and not just see but LIVE life in such a basic way like our ancestories, that I have a new found respect for my every day life in Western society. I know it all sounds deep and I probably sound a prat trying to explain but hey. I also wanna do it for my Grandad. He was until April 13th 2006 the most amazing friend, grandparent and inspiration ever to grace my presence. He's STILL my hero from heaven. Love you ALB! xxxx Thanks for looking at my profile guys I hope you all enjoyed the read. I hope i'm lucky enugh to see and meet some of you on the islands. If I am not chosen, those of you that are Good luck and enjoy - best wishes!! :D

Hometown

/Manchester/Stoke-on-Trent (Staffordshire) erm or somewhere else int he world, depending what day it is ha ha

Occupation

Cabin Crew and voluntary ambulance tech.

Relationship status

single - Waiting for an islander, hoping i'll be swept away! ( see what I do there hehehe oooook!) x

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