What I am brilliant at

Having a good time and getting myself into ridiculous accidents (my profile name is dappykitty for a reason!). I also am very good at random completely pointless bits of trivia and kick arse at pub quizes.

What I'd like to change about myself

I'm the messiest person you are likely to meet, which is definitely something I need to work on.

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

Teaching my teenage students all the rude words when the main teacher's back was turned. Come on, they're useful!

Scared of

My mother. Seriously, everyone's terrified of her, including my dad (though obviously I do love them). Other than that I have an irrational fear of slugs and snails.

Happiest when

Singing, dancing and generally making a tit of myself.

Favourite music, movie, magazine

We'll be here all day, but anything Disney, and I was a teenage garage girl.

Hometown

London

Occupation

Between jobs

Relationship status

Single, as have just spent 2 years in a country where most men are shorter than me.

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