Favourite Activity

Dying my hair (How sad, but true). Its just great, its a good way to express yourself, there is infinite times u can change it and if you are not happy with the result then chop it all off and it grows back! Amazing, eh? Bet u didnt know that! Besides male pattern baldness doesnt run in my family which means i'll probably be sittin in the boozery at my ripe old age of 80 with a union jack shaved into my bonce or something! Brilliant!

Favourite music

Wide variety of music, anything from DJ Tiesto to Death Metal. Funky house is an absolute bludy must tho, disagree at your own risk, you have been warned!!

Best Feature:

Its gotta be my ability to entertain and make people laugh! Ya see you are laughing already! (or not). I like doing things like when i looked through the Phone book and fond Mr Tom Dick and asked if Harry was in!! Brill! Sometimes I will say or do things that are quite down to the knuckle, and may come across as quite controversial, but my heart is always in the right place. Besides i gotta concentrate on something else, i mean, if looks were ranked in a football league table, i'd be struggling in Division 3, always wanting a promotion but barely escaping relegation. LOL. I love poking fun at me, its great, if i dont do it someone else will.

Scared of

Things dont really scare me, (bet you're thinking what a knob...me too) every experience good or bad is still an experience nevertheless, but I'm brickin it about death, i mean imagine a world without me!?! Its not even comprehensible. I'd be a cool ghost tho! LOL!

Happiest when

I'm always happy, I'm always smiling, even to the point where people will get annoyed at how happy I am all the time. Walking down the street, I even smile in my sleep (but thats probably down to my morbid dreams). Not happy at funerals though, if I was happy there then my family would think I was sick.

My Hero

Superman. He's just brilliant isnt he? Hard B*stard and Geek at the same time. Thats me that is.

Hometown

Belfast, Northern Ireland (also known locally as "Norn Iron")

Occupation

Insurance Sales (Telesales Eternal Torturer)

Relationship status

Single.. but for how long?

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