Morning - got a joke for you that I have just receieved. I'm not sure if I come under the senior citizen bit but hey:- A VERY SELF-IMPORTANT COLLEGE FRESHMAN ATTENDING A RECENT FOOTBALL GAME, TOOK...

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Morning - got a joke for you that I have just receieved. I'm not sure if I come under the senior citizen bit but hey:- A VERY SELF-IMPORTANT COLLEGE FRESHMAN ATTENDING A RECENT FOOTBALL GAME, TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO EXPLAIN TO A SENIOR CITIZEN SITTING NEXT TO HIM WHY IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE OLDER GENERATION TO UNDERSTAND HIS GENERATION. 'YOU GREW UP IN A DIFFERENT WORLD, ACTUALLY AN ALMOST PRIMITIVE ONE,' THE STUDENT SAID, LOUD ENOUGH FOR MANY OF THOSE NEARBY TO HEAR. 'THE YOUNG PEOPLE OF TODAY GREW UP WITH TELEVISION, JET PLANES, SPACE TRAVEL, MAN WALKING ON THE MOON, OUR SPACESHIPS HAVE VISITED MARS. WE HAVE NUCLEAR ENERGY, ELECTRIC AND HYDROGEN CARS, COMPUTERS WITH DSL, BSP; LIGHT-SPEEDPROCESSING.....AND...' PAUSING TO TAKE ANOTHER DRINK OF BEER, THE SENIOR TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE BREAK IN THE STUDENT'S LITANY AND SAID, 'YOU'RE RIGHT, SON. WE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE THINGS WHEN WE WERE YOUNG........SO WE INVENTED THEM. NOW, YOU ARROGANT LITTLE SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE NEXT GENERATION?' THE APPLAUSE WAS RESOUNDING... I LOVE SENIOR CITIZENS

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I've only got the one penny but I tell you what I've have a think about a question and get back to you. It would have to be a truthful answer though. Be prepared. Not sure if it will be tonight or tom...

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I've only got the one penny but I tell you what I've have a think about a question and get back to you. It would have to be a truthful answer though. Be prepared. Not sure if it will be tonight or tomorrow. PS you should start messaging Irishlad2k7 if you are not already he seems kind of on our wave length PPS I keep bloody sending replies to myself instead of you. I'm on the ball tonight obviously.

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I'm definetly all woman I just learnt a long time ago that you can be sexy and girlie as well as being one of the lads. Plus the rugby thing meant I had to pass a lot of tests to hang around with the...

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I'm definetly all woman I just learnt a long time ago that you can be sexy and girlie as well as being one of the lads. Plus the rugby thing meant I had to pass a lot of tests to hang around with the lads so I now know how you all think. Plus my "skills" have enabled me to persuade whichever party is involved at the time to think my way. Men think with their penis women with their brains. My brain just tunes into mens penises that way I can work you out.

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