Do You Work at B & Q?

Well it's funny you should ask that because i actually do. good pay, lovely people, shit job!!

Whats the worst thing that has happened to you?

My treasured silver 1.4 ford fiesta was stolen off of my driveway the other day by some bastard. its heartbreaking when your first car is taken without permission. but i found it yesterday with the window open and the bastard even took my cds, cd player and nifty sunglasses for me.

PET HATES!

I HATE CHEWING NOISES....it makes me feel physically sick and angry....my girlfriend does it and now im considering breaking up with her. lol jokes

Scared of

getting old. i'd prefer to be put out of my misery than have saggy nuts and a lack of control over my bowel and bladder.

TV

I Love catherine tate, gotta be the funniest fing since my birth!!

Description of a good night out!

Getting ready with a few beers with mates. taxi into town. hit the bars, drink ridiculous amounts. go to the clubs, pay a ridiculous amount of money to dance. get ripped off sum more in the club with the drinks, sweat alot. leave. stagger home with friends and a chicken kebab. flop on the sofa, crawl up to bed, and sleep with you arse on show for the morning.

Hometown

Frimley

Occupation

Student and B & Q Checkout Operator

Relationship status

Single

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