What I am brilliant at

randomness. I love being unpredictable. Im good at hands down jobs whilst wearing my heels and makeup! Ask my St Major in charge at the OTC. Im the only officer cadet to wear waterproof mascara on night raids and weekend exercises whilst crawling through mud with a rifle! Yeeep, thats Fran. Also brilliant at making people laugh, usually at me than with me and I can easily turn my mannerisms to the age of 9 in terms of amusement. Kids love me hence all my babysitting/summer nanny skills! Oh and i'm an amazing PR girl! Work hard, play harder!

And why A&E Frances...?

Bascially these last 6 months I have been an absolute liability! I used to be really lucky with hospitals but that has taken as turn recently as I have visited a hospital 6-7 times in the last year (and we're only in July...that makes one a month!) Includes....a fractured wrist caused by an extreme 'High Five'..yes you did hear me correctly. I high fived someone and fractured a bone. Whilst having my hand in cast i decided to run (tiddled) after my friend down the road falling onto 'something'..we never found out what..which resulted in having to have a wound stitched up..this later became infected and had several re-visits to get cleaned. After thinking my bad luck was over I was on a promo job and happened to get serious stomach cramps which led to body spasms and the client had to take me to the nearest hospital. And 2 weeks ago I decided, on my final uni summer ball, when i was dressed up all glam and feeling hot..to stumble head first onto a bench, cutting open my face and 3 st john ambulance guys had to carry me to the ambulance as i had prob knocked myself out. Taken to a&e AGAIN, i had my head glued together. I looked horrific, blood everywhere but now 2 weeks later, i have a tiny cut and am almost healed! IS THIS DRAMA OVER YET?!!? Please I hope so! Shipwrecked save me as I dont want to go back to a&e!

Scared of

Bloody wasps!!

What really gets my goat is..

'precious' girls who think they are too proper or pretty to get down and dirty. Fussy eaters who screw their noses up at something they havent even tried because they're too damn ignorant to try something new. That REALLY gets me! Um..dont like lazy people or petty moaners...get over it, so what its raining-your fault for not having a brolly! Oh yea and I hate arguing and rarely get involved!!

Hometown

Middlesex

Occupation

Advertising Graduate, Promotions

Relationship status

Single

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