why why why?

ok for starters, why on earth were wasps invented? pointless creation, in all ways! seriously, if anyone actually knows a purpose for them i shall shave my head and run naked around my old principles garden. ok and so these mags that have the pictures of the best bod's blah blah, kelly brooke, amazing, she has boobs and an arse, so this i can understand completely, but when i turn the page of my lad mates mag and see that cameron diaz is up there, i seriously think to myself WHY? why on earth would someone think she has the most amazing bod? she has the body of a 10year old boy! no boobs, arse and where the hell are here hips? dont get me started on her friggin hips, or lack of. and why do some girls think its sexy to be orange? either they spend there lives in a tanning shop - but they dont have a good old booth, oh no, a spray tan, and without fail they are ALWAYS orange! but thats not good enough for them oh no, then they find the need to go and buy an even darker-more disgusting colour of foundation and a blusher to match than they had before and smother it over themselfs! seriously girls, it aint a good look! no one can pull off the orange not even carmen electra - well she probably could, but id still laugh dammit! and finally why do women find the need to wear a bra or even shoes that is too small for them? bcoz in both case's you can easily tell, and it looks awfull! either they have 4 boobs, or you can see there feet bending in the middle of their shoe where they've squeezed it on,a dn dont think oh well, guys dont notice it, they do, ok , they do! trust me, iv seen the looks and iv heard the laughs stop doing it to urself, ur boobs will look just as big in ur correct size, and who cares if ur shoe size is like 6, thats aint that big for a girl! i would also like to add that it really hacks me off when a girl does not assesorize properly, i saw a girl on friday with a cute pair of black shots n a sexy black top, a wicked red belt and bag, WITH WHITE SHOES!! wtf is that all about, she looked like a damm hillbilly! had to get that off my chest, was really gettin to me dammit!!! oh and also when people dont wash their hair, its so gross! like wen kt didnt was at all for ages int he last serious, seriously loved her, but dammit girl u needed a good scrubbin!

Favourite music

i will listen to anything, its been known for me to dance dirty to a bit on r n b, and then go crazy when i hear indie music, im just a nutter really!

fave foods

im a carb freak! none of that im not eating im fat rubbish, if you like it eat it i say. my fave dish at the moment is salmon and soy sauce noodles, random, but you should try it, its lush! my worst food is mussels, my friend payed me £5 to eat one at a chinese resturant once, then he payed me another £10 to take it out as i looked like i was going to be sick, this is no lie!!

Scared of

im terrifeid of fish being around me when im swimming, so that should cause some laughs! :P the reason im scared of swimming with fish's is that well wen i went to mexico a couple of years ago, my parents thought it would be fun to feed the fish (big fuckers they were lol), they proceded to bite the hell out of my legs, my immediate reaction was to grab onto my dads leg and make him wade me out of the water - i was 14!!!

Happiest when

making lots of noise and going wild really, i hate people that will sit and read a book! why do that when you could be playing limbo or skinny dipping etc?! and if im lucky enough to get on the island, then my happiest moment will be playing twister on a tropical beach with loads of new people, and hopefully we will be very drunk on jack daniels, coz that always makes good tv :D

most memorable moments

well for starters MAGALUF!! best bits were jumping into the pool to steal a free willy inflatable, i ran it upstairs to my room, but that wasnt enough, oh no, the next night i proceded to steal a wicker chair from a resturant and walk down the strip with it all the way back, it had a nice home on our balcony that did, and my most recent fab memory was of just last night, after copious amounts of jack daniels i decided to climb out of a window, only i didnt climb, oh no, i fell, infact i went flying and all on camera, i am yet to see the footage, hillarious! and yes there is quite a bruise upon my knee :( hahahaha

Hometown

flitwick baby yea!! (bedfordshire)

Occupation

bar maid at the moment

Relationship status

single - and loving it :D

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