What I am brilliant at

Id love to say everything, but thats just not gonna happen! im pretty god dam good at making people laugh and have a good time around me! ill pretty much do anything to have a good laugh cause after all thats what lifes all about eh! Im pretty good at drinking aswell, but i suppose what student aint! Im pretty good when it comes to talking utter pish when im drunk, its one of my favourite past times, cant help it, it just happens, its like a reflex action, mouth opens, pish comes out.

What I'd like to change about myself

To be honest i wouldnt change to much about me, im quite happy with what my mum and dad created! but if there was one thing it would have to be the slugs(you may no them as eyebrows) that sit above my eyes, they aint much fun and there is no danger id get them waxed, so im stuck with them!

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

Where to start! Well one thing in mind sticks out! was away camping at this volleyball tournament, loads of folk camping, time 5am, Very Drunk, me and my mate decided to have a Rap Battle/Dance of and everytime we dissed each other we threw a pieace of clothing at each other, we were down to boxers and my mate done the worm, so i thought it would be a good idea to whap my boxers of and do 3 cartwheels down the road(i have the video evidence, lol), to everyones amusment the car that i stopped at was a undercover police car! thankfully they let me of or i would have streaking on my criminal record, some how i dont think that would have amused my folks to much!

If i died who i would come back as?

You see this one is pretty hard! its got to be between 3 though! Mr T, Screetch (saved by the bell) or Jim Carry! Mr T just because be is quite possibly the coolest guy alive, Screetch cause i got told he done a porno and has a big willy, and Jim carry because he is the funniest man alive! id come back as any of them in a flash, well to be honest id come back as anything as long as it wasnt Anne Robinson, cant stand her like.

Happiest when

With a beer in hand, having a laugh, out with my mates, im not gonna lie to you having sex has got to be up there, creating new words which people dont understand, watching the football at easter road, at a gig (music and comedy), drinking a raspberry crusha milkshake(love that shit), Eating fish and Chips from the chippy (Salt and Sauce, not salt and vinigar) Eating in general is pretty god dam good, well it is when you dont get fat!, on holiday in maga! and a Cup of Tea with Two Shoogs and a touch of milk when your hungover is pretty god dam amazin to! not tryed it? well get pissed, go to party, go to bed, wake up and make yourself one of those bad boys! Woop Woop! oh and when wearing my converse all stars, what a pair of shoes!

Fav Place

It would have to be Auzzy, everyoneis so positive! one day ill be moving there, matter of time! Ibiza is top notch to, gonna be there for a week from the 20th of july this year, its gonna be quality! and i have to say im a fan of blackpool to, dont hold it against me, but iv had some class weekends away down there! bish bash bosh

Hometown

Edinburgh

Occupation

Personal Trainer/Lifeguard

Relationship status

Back to being Single!

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