Favourite things

Well, i think i must speel here for the word is WRITE!, so its what i will do. i have alot of things in this here life what i think could favouritnessify! such as my use of the english language, all be mine of a scottish persuasion! i like all thing what make me larf, ... lots, so, im thinking ma mates are up there with the best o them! lets call one of them wee glenbo!, AKA flytip, give him a peep...or ill stick something somewhere you dont want it..KAPEESH!, so, where was i?.. yes, speel, everything is pretty kick ass i say, from bean to half eaten cabbage's!, i even dabble in the black art of womans, .. how good are the females on this planet!!....why, when i was on mars, they sucked!!, not even in a nice way either!!, so, yup, i like hills, big hills, with bikes on them. pudding is nice too, be it custard or rice, monkeys are good, those guys rock, i once new this one, i called him allan. he swung like a mofo, long hairy god like arms, .. he was a good friend, i diddnt mean to eat him. nevermind. i also enjoy to look at things like, well, objects, and swaying things, ...but, my most favourite thing in the whole wide world has to be.......darn, i forgot.

randomness

randomness makes the world go round, less of the solar pull and that gravity nonsence, its randomness, .. indeed, ..like, if i were to hit a large bear on the snout, and he pulled out a hanky and muttered '' i like beans''... that would be pretty random, but , the world would be a better place. cos, he could of chowed on your ass, but he diddnt, instead, randomness saved your ass... thus providing you with an amusing story for the kids. I'd just like to say here also, infact, not say, but express my annoyance at jumping beans as a kid...less of the jumping, they were more like slightly wobbling bits of plastic. im not a fan of false advertisment.

Favourite movie(s)

loads... try me... honestly, ask me, i will either never heard of it, or seen it and provide you with a witty, yet informing review. mon the hippo's

Scared of

not much, .. there is no need to be scared of things... if i was, i would all quivvey like. the only thing that scares me, is my seemless ability to have bad spelling, .. like, if i was to write a letter to the queen, or a real hot chick, .. and the spelling was all crap, like it is, no chance. speaking of writing to the queen, anyone know if she needs a man?.. hmmm.. im on it. tis why ky was invented.

Happiest when

im with ma pals, .. its happy as a horse in an overgrown field,.. make that a sheep infact, they like the grass more. also, sheep have more of a comical effect. i once killed one, but im not gonna go into that right now...farmer might find me!!, .. so, what was this text box named again?...oh yeah, happiest when... thats gotta be when im speaking with YOU.. so get on it :P

My Hero(s)

kermit. he is bland, but seems like he might be a happy drunk. feck it, i dont like talking about my hero's, will give them too much of an ego boost, so, instead , i name this text box ''YADDA SMACK! in which, i will round up who i am, and what im about. i am a bloke. i like everything. i have two working legs and a heart the size of a family pack of haribo. every year, i donate at least 1 liver to the tennants charrity. those guys do me proud. i like to stand on high things and pretend im real high up, which, of course i am, but that ruins the whole pretending thing, so i dont think about it. well, im gonna go, i think i have written too much, but i leave you with this last lil thought. when a dnkey plays football down the park with his mates.. is the tide high or low, cos either way, its still gonna rain and one day blah blah blah, .. keep up the randomness, and stay happy people. i hope i bringed a smile to yer puss! mon then.. i mean, .. hi, and bye. toodle pip.

Hometown

Burrelton

Occupation

Assistant manager of a rehearsal/music tuition work place like thing.

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