who am i?

hannah. i like to travel. i like to drink far too much wine and spend far too much money when I should be saving. i can never decide what colour hair I want - so it always remains the same. i have a fringe? do i like it? who knows. i like to have a really nice dark tan. i hate sunburns. i like expensive wine. i dont like champagne. i like oversized sunglasses. i like the sun. i like tim-tams. i like dancing. im decidedly shorter than most people (and most people are excessively tall). i wear mahoosive heels to make up for it.... i'd prefer to just be in my birkenstocks though. i decided yesterday that i can now stomach mushrooms. i like that feeling of saltiness after coming out of the ocean. i like how my hair dries wavy after being in the ocean. i like not knowing what I'm doing. my relationship status is always complicated. i buy dresses everytime i get upset buy a guy. so I have lots of dresses I have only worn once (or not at all). i dont like it when people constantly wear excessive levels of makeup. i dont like football. i like rugby. im an ex GB cheerleader. I can put my foot behind my head (see the photographic evidence!). i speak before I think so make a lot of blonde comments. i actually have a degree. i have no tact. i dont like tattoos. i ripped my belly bar clean out 4 days after xmas - was told to go to a&e where i wasted my friday night by waiting 4 hours for them to put a bandaid on. o now have two bumps from where my piercing was. it looks like im pregnant with the devil child. or shrek. i like bad boys....a fair proportion of my exs are on first name terms with the police. regularly. hmm.

favourite thing to do

get out of bed around lunchtime. head down to the beach. sleep. get a tan. go for a swim. get the tunes on the old ipod going. then have some drinks. sing a fair few songs and go to sleep for another 12 hours.

Perfect man?

Daniel Craig. fit.

Likes

My red chloe handbag, travelling, cereal, sushi ,dancing, daniel craig, amaretto, sleeping on the sand. australia. snuggled up at a campfire on the beach with people playing guitars, succeeding, manolo blahniks, and generally abusing high energy levels and alcohol!

Dislikes

The bug kingdom. the alarm going off at 6am. waking up at 6am to pitch black. waking up at 6am to realise that i have only had about 30 mins sleep. chavs. people with no manners. stalling at big roundabouts. 7pm on a sunday in a strange place by yourself with no battery on your phone and knowing you have to get home with a huge bag when very dehydrated and sleep deprived - and knowing the trip from where you are will take at least 3 and a half hrs. beer, arriving at 5am into a city where they dont speak your language at the wrong bus station so not knowing where you are, booking a hostel for $15 thinking you got a good deal then realising its miles away from anything, in the ghetto, and that you could have got a room in a real expensive hotel on the actual strip in las vegas for only $10 more. snobs. the word snobs. knowing i am a snob. mark one. peacocks. people who like to shop in mark one and peacocks. people who like to shop in the sales in mark one and peacocks.ex boyfriends.hospitals.people who waste my time with pointless information.

what i want right now...

to be lying on the beach in LA, australia, or fiji. or anywhere nice and hot. with a nice margherita (the alcoholic version not the pizza! actually the pizza wouldnt go a miss either), a rice krispy square, some music, and a hot, tanned guy. that would do me fine right now. whats that i hear? you can sort it for me? sweet. go.

Hometown

Occupation

recruitment consultant

Relationship status

single - although i did just spend the weekend making out with my ex so thats bound to get awkward soon. watch this space.

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