Im a fun easy, get on with anyone type of person..im 22, im gay, im a zara window dresser. i like to party, but then like the chilled out aspects of life! i love having a laugh. jason_js_smith@hotmail.com www.myspace.com/jason_js
Heat mag, closer, ..... IF YOU WANA SEE MORE OF ME.. OR YOUR ON MYSPACE... CHECK IT OUT! www.myspace.com/jason_js
Favourite music
funky house! everything! i loveee music! lovin bob sinclairs latest tune!
Favourite movie(s)
the sweetest thing! moulin rouge! and this whole selection proccess really reminds me of the film THE ISLAND.. with Ewan Mcgregger.. how funny! x
Scared of
heights! and big ass spiders, snakes.. and those fookin cockroaches! the bigs ones! oH and last time i went 2 cuba they had these massive crabs.. like HUGE! and i almost stood on one at nite time in the dark, and it went 2 claw my leg off! very scary experience!! ahhhhh
Happiest when
in love travelling (do it allot with my job- ie off 2 ireland for the week! I get about lol with my job that is! all over the uk!) and on a beach! get me on that beach NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAY NO MORE GARNIER FAKE TAN! .... heres a blog from a while back.. about garnier fake tan.. ill share it with you haha.....Well for those who dont know me, hi, Im jason.. Im 22, and i travel round in the week doing ZARA windows on the high street (display - yes dressing manquins, and in fact its quite a physical job 2!) and i love travelling .. anyways.. Today i got up early from nottingham,, to travel up 2 Liverpool.. which took for fucking ever! Seriously a direct train, that stopped everywhere in the country..and liverpool last! so i eventually get there do the windows! and i love doin that store, they are all so great 2 me! I love scousers! trainee's , gracey, mickey..
so with all this travelling, i stay in hotels..
so finally i find the one im stayin in 2nite! after lugging all my cases bags and shoe boxes around.. and all the shopping bags!! i always seem 2 get carried away shopping in liverpool..
and i wait in the que at the hotel for ages.. and ages..
and im thinkin 2 myself.. i really need 2 stop using garnier spray tan (altho .. thats never gona happen) but the reason i was thinkin it was because.. i cud smell it slightly.. and i thought omg, i think sat was the last time i used it.. and i can smell it 2day? wot.. so i continue 2 wait in the que! and today im in a lovely travel inn, and finally being served.. 'do u know about the travel in good night guarrentee.. bla bla bla..
(urm i think they need 2 tell the fuckin cleaner about the good night guarrentee.. when i was in nottingham mon/tues nite.. tues morn.. i heard knockin on my door at 8am.. yes 8am! and i was ASLEEP! Not a good move 2 make WOMEN! Makes me narky! so i shout, YES., and the bitch opens the door, and for sum strange reason that night i had slept at the other end of the bed..?! i do that sumtimes..im a bit weird like that, so i cud see the door, and she opens it, and shes standing there.. this foriegn dutch cow, smiling,, sayin.. 'CAN I HELP YOU? I was like HUH? Cant i help you?! i was thinkin wot the fuk u crazy bitch? being half asleep, and i was like NO,, and then she giggled and walked out,, i was so confused.. i was like WHO IS SHE, WHO IS SHEE?!? But when i got up i see why she giggled, i went 2 bed with wet hair, and woke up and it was a big curly afro lol, still what right has she got 2 laugh, or wake me up at fuckin 8am!)
.. so back 2 it.. i said yes i do know about the good nite guarrentee (altho call nottingham and tell them).. and as i look down.. i can see wot looks like blood on the back of my heal.. of my foot, as im wearing white flip flops,, and 3/4 denim cropped shorts.. OH MY GOD IM BLEEDING..
so i look cool and collected at the reception.. thinkin omg wot is it?! then noticed i had it on the back of my 3/4's 2.. then i seem 2 smell a stronger and stronger smell of garnier.. OMG its leaking out the bottom of my brown leather bag.. real bad.. and the colour mixed with the colour of my bag,, which had created this blood colour.. so i take my bag oFF dead fast and put it down.. then tryin 2 wipe 'blood' of my leg b4 it sticks.. and now really aware of my behind, and tryin 2 cover it up.. and just wanting 2 get checked in and run upstairs and sort it out.. Im sorry sir.. zara havent sent the invoice.. its not been paid for.. fuksake .. just take this cash, (thinkin quick) sumones gona see me and think im bleeding 2 death.. so i wait.. then oh.. sorry.. i forgot ur change.. ..waits.. tryin 2 curl up and die.. as i swear the guy next 2 me has just seen me lift up my bag off the floor.. and omg, now theres all the blood'' on the floor,. so i quickly put my bag bak down.. lol.. ok finally.. got my room key! now.. how the hell do i get 2 the lift.. without ple seeing my ass and the bak of my legs with what looks like blood?! i know! use my 'big bro suitcase.. 2 hide my behind.. i was proper stressing tho.. as i didnt want 2 look as if im starring at my own ass. but i had a real nice all saints blazer on 2day.. and i was thinkin.. PLEASEEEEE dont b on that 2!and so i leave reception behind.. and the blood on the floor, where i had put my bag down..
lol.. i went down b4 2 go get some food.. and they had the wet signs up and some guy cleaning the floor.. oops! lol.. and now in my room, my bag has made a mark on the carpet 2 ! dam it! oh well,, theyve put me in a disabled room as they r full and it was only booked this afternoon! swines! so i feel like a giant, as everythin is so low down... the bath is 1ft high! i feel like alice in wonderland! but at least there is loads of space! YOU SEE ITS NOT ALL SO GLAM BEING A CELEBRITY! lol xxxxxx HOW much have i just written?!! x I WANT MY TAN TO BE REAL!! HAHA X Also.. will there b champagne on this island?! I god dam hope so!
My Hero(s)
madonna! and the producers of SHIPWRECKED! HINT HINT! HAHA X
Hometown
Shropshire, West Midlands i work all over the uk!
Occupation
Zara regional window dresser / creative and im also a Nightclub Dancer
Relationship status
SINGLEEEEEEE.. find me a man as faast as u can! preferably on a hammock
Comments (372) refresh
heyyy how are u doing?:]]
By leann 2 months ago
3 posts
you applying again? hehehee x
By cabaret_boy 11 months ago
always love a gay man who knows how to dress, especially windows. have to put you in touch with my lil bro i think hed like ya you sexy boy x
By kaching about 1 year ago
ummmm ... dyu still log on ??? if so cht bak an holla ! xx lol xx
By diego about 1 year ago
4 posts
hellllooo happy 2007 mr how's it been so far?? xxx
By HuskyHoz about 1 year ago
14 posts
MERRY SUNSET CHRISTMAS XXX
By dougsipple about 1 year ago
18 posts
keep intouch dude.. r_lindley@hotmail.com been great getting to know ya xx merry xmas
By Sharky69 about 1 year ago
Hey hey... Hows u?? x
By x_C_x about 1 year ago
Hola xx
By rosie_s about 1 year ago
Yum!
By Con1 about 1 year ago
lol love ur profile x x
By chick1 about 1 year ago
2 posts
Bless ya sweetheart,ur well funny!! and bootiful 2! good luck mwah xxx
By cazz about 1 year ago